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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:19 PM
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I'd find one that's anorexic.

Thinner fingers.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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do yourself a favor ( this comes from experience ), make sure he/ she has small knuckles, and NO rings on.

Wow what a topic for my 100th post >)
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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The last time I saw a doctor he said (man I can't believe I'm posting this)
I had an *** of an 18 year old (hit reply - dont hit reply - hit reply - dont...)
what the hell were among friends
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:39 PM
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Whatever you do make sure that he doesnt put BOTH of his hands on your shoulders when he is doing the rectal exam!
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:43 PM
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did you lose your gerbil again?
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:43 PM
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..got a C note and an extra glove?..
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:48 PM
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sh**man it really has been a long winter hang in there summer is coming
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 05:53 PM
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Takes a man with a lot of confidence to post this!


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The last time I saw a doctor he said (man I can't believe I'm posting this)
I had an *** of an 18 year old (hit reply - dont hit reply - hit reply - dont...)
what the hell were among friends
 
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