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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:00 PM
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Anyone got a recommendation for a good proctologist?
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:11 PM
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Do you ever wonder how they answered the questions on that aptitude test we all took in the 8th grade to have it come back and say "you should be a proctologist"?!

Sorry, hope your request wasn't really serious - if so, no, I don't have a recommendation.....
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:12 PM
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Call 1-800-***-HOLE for referrals.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:14 PM
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Anyone got a recommendation for a good proctologist?
Well DAWG...if ya need a proctologist...at least we know you're not a perfect A$$HOLE!

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And this is posted in the Touring Section...because?!
 
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And this is posted in the Touring Section...because?!
This is where the ******** hang out.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by soos
This is where the ******** hang out.
From on A-Hole to another, CHEERS!

The only person sticking there finger in there is me, when there's breakthrough
 
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I rode my Road King to the proctologist today. Now this belongs in the touring section.
 
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What did the proctologist say to his nurse when she handed him a beer?


Dammit, I asked for a butt light!
 
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Lmao!

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what did the proctologist say to his nurse when she handed him a beer?


Dammit, i asked for a butt light!
 
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