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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 07:10 AM
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And this is posted in the Touring Section...because?!
Because, at times, we ALL need to laugh. I think that some need to purchase that new touring model, the Gentle Glide, with the special Reinhart true dual exhaust system.


 
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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 07:13 AM
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Russl,
You've opened up a whole NEW Floodgate NOW!
 
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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 08:39 AM
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Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing aka Jack Elam.
 
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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 09:31 AM
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Ask the guy in my avatar. He might be able to help.
 
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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 09:42 AM
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Always take your own lube. If they dropped their tube, it could have grit in it.
 
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Originally Posted by russl179
Because, at times, we ALL need to laugh. I think that some need to purchase that new touring model, the Gentle Glide, with the special Reinhart true dual exhaust system.



Now dat is some funny Chit!
 
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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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This thread is like a train wreck. I didn't want to look at it but I couldn't take my eyes off of it.
 
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Old Apr 12, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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If your 50 years old when you go they will tell you that its time for a colonoscopy..............BUTT dont worry they wont tell you its TWELVE FEET LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dont worry I think you can take it)
 
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Originally Posted by dan1551
If your 50 years old when you go they will tell you that its time for a colonoscopy..............BUTT dont worry they wont tell you its TWELVE FEET LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dont worry I think you can take it)

I just had mine done last Wednesday. They put me to sleep. The worst part was drinking that crap 24 hours before the "invasive" procedure.
 
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Always check out his hands......

Say no thanks to Dr. Big Knuckles.
 
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