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Old Jan 29, 2010 | 03:57 PM
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Sounds like instead of simonized,you're getting circumcised!
 

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Old Jan 29, 2010 | 04:16 PM
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For $500.00 I'll wash and wax it for you, and give you a fresh wax 2 times a riding season for 5 years.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2010 | 04:24 PM
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I haven't herd Simonize for years. Now that's some funny ****. 500.00 OMG
 
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Old Jan 29, 2010 | 04:38 PM
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Ask about the monthly air change special. I bet he comes back with, "yup, you should do it. For only $50 a month, or $399 a year, we'll purge the old stale air, and put in some new air....your ride will be like new every month".
 
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 02:13 PM
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Ok guys i just got back from the dealer today and yes i bought the ultra limited as for the simonize stuff i did not buy, it was actually mototech that tey tried to sell me for the 500 bucks,they claim its good stuff but i think its only good for them. Anyway here is the web site if anyone is interested.
http://www.simonizusa.com/Consumer/Content/MotoTect.asp
 
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 02:15 PM
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Good grief - someone tell the dealer this is the 21st Century already. I haven't heard that whole Simonize pitch since the 70s - maybe earlier than that.
 
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Did they try to sell you Scotch Guard for the saddle too?
 
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Old Feb 6, 2010 | 04:18 PM
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If you want your bike to shine, buy some Zaino products. I started using it last year and it's so slick, bugs can't land on it. They have leather treatment and windshield stuff too. They're great folks to deal with, and though not cheap, a whole box of stuff with everything doesn't get near $100. Go to Zainobros.com and check it out. I'm just a regular guy with no connection to these guys, but I'm sold.
 
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Originally Posted by rambler43
Hi im buying a new Ultra Limited (merlot/cherry sunglo) and the dealer wants me to have it simonized for about 5 hundred bucks, they said it carries a 5 year warrenty, i myself dont think it is worth it. Has anyone had this done?
Who is this dealer? I want to stay as far away from them as possible!
 
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