Sounds like instead of simonized,you're getting circumcised!

 

For $500.00 I'll wash and wax it for you, and give you a fresh wax 2 times a riding season for 5 years.

 

I haven't herd Simonize for years. Now that's some funny ****. 500.00 OMG

 

Ask about the monthly air change special. I bet he comes back with, "yup, you should do it. For only $50 a month, or $399 a year, we'll purge the old stale air, and put in some new air....your ride will be like new every month".

 

Ok guys i just got back from the dealer today and yes i bought the ultra limited as for the simonize stuff i did not buy, it was actually mototech that tey tried to sell me for the 500 bucks,they claim its good stuff but i think its only good for them. Anyway here is the web site if anyone is interested.
http://www.simonizusa.com/Consumer/Content/MotoTect.asp

 

Good grief - someone tell the dealer this is the 21st Century already. I haven't heard that whole Simonize pitch since the 70s - maybe earlier than that.

 

Did they try to sell you Scotch Guard for the saddle too?

 

If you want your bike to shine, buy some Zaino products. I started using it last year and it's so slick, bugs can't land on it. They have leather treatment and windshield stuff too. They're great folks to deal with, and though not cheap, a whole box of stuff with everything doesn't get near $100. Go to Zainobros.com and check it out. I'm just a regular guy with no connection to these guys, but I'm sold.

 

I use Griots for my bikes and cars.

 

Who is this dealer? I want to stay as far away from them as possible!