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Don't ever compare your Harley to a Gold Wing
Don't ever compare you Harley's power to a metric
Don't ever ask how to check the air in the tires
Don't ever ask what oil to use
Don't ever ask what cam to use
Don't ever ask what exhaust to use
Don't ever ask what windshield to use
Don't ever compare any bike to an Ultra (unless you have one, then you are already an expert)
Stay away from all these and nobody will know you aren't an expert already.
Don't ever compare your Harley to a Gold Wing
Don't ever compare you Harley's power to a metric
Don't ever ask how to check the air in the tires
Don't ever ask what oil to use
Don't ever ask what cam to use
Don't ever ask what exhaust to use
Don't ever ask what windshield to use
Don't ever compare any bike to an Ultra (unless you have one, then you are already an expert)
Stay away from all these and nobody will know you aren't an expert already.
Also, make sure to buy a dicklock. We all use-em!!
Don't ever compare your Harley to a Gold Wing
Don't ever compare you Harley's power to a metric
Don't ever ask how to check the air in the tires
Don't ever ask what oil to use
Don't ever ask what cam to use
Don't ever ask what exhaust to use
Don't ever ask what windshield to use
Don't ever compare any bike to an Ultra (unless you have one, then you are already an expert)
Stay away from all these and nobody will know you aren't an expert already.
Ok, the forum has been a little dull lately, any brave souls want to post all of these questions one after the other? Maybe if you tell them you are new you won't get flamed too bad!
Just pay your four year old kid a penny a post to go to the new members area and give out replys like "Welcome from Nawlin's" or " Good for you" or " Plus 1".
The kid should be able to make about $2.00 an hour if he's good. You'll be an Outstanding Premuim Platinum Member Expert in about a week.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's how one of the tech's at my local dealer became an expert!
I'll ride with you anytime, but be careful on this forum. The more you hang out here more brain cells you will burn. By the time you hit 200 posts you will be hunched over and drooling on your keyboard.
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