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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by fairplay
finally a good post on here.

Well, if not a good one, at least one with a little substance to it
 
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 11:29 PM
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DON'T do it! It will void your warranty.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 11:38 PM
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This is great!
Where's the pictures?!
 
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 11:47 PM
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I save it for a dutch oven with the wife if she's been on my case that day, or let it rip during dinner and blame it on the dogs if she's been nice.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 11:57 PM
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i only fart when my gf is riding bitch.

most of the time she can run away from my flatulence, but not on the bike!
 
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Old Apr 20, 2010 | 11:58 PM
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Don't do it... what if you shart instead of farting... that would be a pickle!
 
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Old Apr 21, 2010 | 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by coliseum
Don't do it... what if you shart instead of farting... that would be a pickle!
No, a pickle is a fart with a lump in it.
 
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Old Apr 21, 2010 | 12:53 AM
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have not gave it much thought untill now, i will experement in the morn after mounting up on bike but at the moment 1931james i have been having a good laugh after reading your reply.
 
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Riding solo, lean left, exhaust on right. Riding 2 up, lean JJJUUUSSSTTT slightly forward and let the OL think we just rode past a hog farm with a dead pile in the sun for a week!!!!!!!
 
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Old Apr 21, 2010 | 01:05 AM
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LOOOOL this is too good!
 
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