What side do u rise on seat to fart?

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Apr 21, 2010 | 01:18 AM

#21

V2Evo96

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From: Victoria, Australia

I lean right and lift left cheek so as not to leave a burn mark on the seat.....

Apr 21, 2010 | 01:33 AM

#22

mtbottles

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From: Staten Island

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You know why farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

That is great!

Apr 21, 2010 | 01:40 AM

#23

dnitram

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From: Jaw-Jaw (Near The BIG Chicken!)

Personally, I don't want to damage my seat, so I completely raise myself up. Also, I find this dispells the smell immediately so the rider behind me is more effectively able to enjoy the intense aroma.

Apr 21, 2010 | 01:45 AM

#24

tl1000smva

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From: So Cal

let out half on the left side and the remainder on the right...must balance things out in order to track straight and true...

Apr 21, 2010 | 01:46 AM

#25

ripper43

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I must stand up ever so slightly when I release the mighty wind, for to keep mine path true.

Apr 21, 2010 | 03:21 AM

#26

ybnorml

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From: outskirts of ba habba

Always being afraid of a 'turtlehead' popping out.....
I try to clench and pinch tight until I can get to a bathroom....
cause sometimes ya just never know

Apr 21, 2010 | 06:51 AM

#27

Olde Skool

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From: Chesapeake, VA

Wow, I thought winter was over. Lefty loosey-righty tighty!

Apr 21, 2010 | 07:35 AM

#28

TMART

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From: Longview,TX

I try to lift straight up because I had a bad experience as a child on a bicycle,I leaned left and farted and fell off the bike.Been a straight shooter ever since.