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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:27 PM
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My bike doesn't work. WAAAAAAAAAAAA! I want a goldwing.

No you suck, HD RULES!!!!

My victory was better! WAAAAAAAAA

Then go buy one! WAAAAAAAAA

My oil is hot and not slick enough. WAAAAAAAA

Probably cop oil! Use amsobile1slickassnotwontheatupinhellredlinedantish ockproof50!!!! It's the best! Period, end of discussion.

WAAAAAAA, you made my pee-pee hurt saying bad things about my yamahonda!

OP, you suck! "Amsobile1slickassnotwontheatupinhellredlinedantis hockproof50" is not a word/product and even if it was, you spelled it wrong. Go back to english class!

Poser! Probably rides in traffic with his cruise control on......how dangerous, I mean do you have any idea how hard it is to roll the throttle off AND apply brakes.....AT THE SAME TIME!!!! I bet he even uses those two other controls on th left side while he's doing it too!!!! OMG, how stupid can he be? Coordinating all four of his limbs at the same time! Unthinkable!

Ya! I bet he even checks his mirrors when he's doin that crap! Psycho!

Look who is the poser now! Dip$%#@, there is supposed to be an "e" at the end of the word "the"!! Get a life!

You suck!

No, you suck!

Terry!!!!!!!!!! Ban them, they hurt my feelings!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA

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To those that get it, hope you had a good laugh. To those that don't......sorry.

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But some days..........this place just causes a mood......
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:30 PM
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I take it you have had better days. Don't worry it's going to be alright.
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:31 PM
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Geeez... short list!!
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:31 PM
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And the point of this is?
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 60hawk
My bike doesn't work. WAAAAAAAAAAAA! I want a goldwing.

No you suck, HD RULES!!!!

My victory was better! WAAAAAAAAA

Then go buy one! WAAAAAAAAA

My oil is hot and not slick enough. WAAAAAAAA

Probably cop oil! Use amsobile1slickassnotwontheatupinhellredlinedantish ockproof50!!!! It's the best! Period, end of discussion.

WAAAAAAA, you made my pee-pee hurt saying bad things about my yamahonda!

OP, you suck! "Amsobile1slickassnotwontheatupinhellredlinedantis hockproof50" is not a word/product and even if it was, you spelled it wrong. Go back to english class!

Poser! Probably rides in traffic with his cruise control on......how dangerous, I mean do you have any idea how hard it is to roll the throttle off AND apply brakes.....AT THE SAME TIME!!!! I bet he even uses those two other controls on th left side while he's doing it too!!!! OMG, how stupid can he be? Coordinating all four of his limbs at the same time! Unthinkable!

Ya! I bet he even checks his mirrors when he's doin that crap! Psycho!

Look who is the poser now! Dip$%#@, there is supposed to be an "e" at the end of the word "the"!! Get a life!

You suck!

No, you suck!

Terry!!!!!!!!!! Ban them, they hurt my feelings!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA

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To those that get it, hope you had a good laugh. To those that don't......sorry.

Been here since '07, mostly a "lurk and learn" member. More often than not, I get a chuckle and some knowledge.

But some days..........this place just causes a mood......

Thats Awesome^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:34 PM
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Huh...I get the gist, and I've seen some of this activity...but I saw nothing about Touring...must be in the chat or oil section where it belongs. Good day to ya.
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:35 PM
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You contribute just 34 times in three years and your 35th time your big contribution is to start whining about people who whine... Like that impresses anyone.
Guys who "get it" just leave it alone because "it" is here to stay.

Obviously....you don't get it. You're already part of the problem.

Just sayin.

lp
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:36 PM
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What do you think about german helmets?
 
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 04:54 PM
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