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Old Jul 18, 2010 | 07:34 PM
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Never ever trust a fart.
 
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Old Jul 18, 2010 | 08:26 PM
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When I was a kid hanging around the bar with my dad once on a sunday afternoon he said "been drinking for 20 years and still can't tell the wet ones from the dry ones". I thought that was so funny as a kid that I still remember him saying it. Just thought I would share. And so far, thank god everyone is not quoting the OP so I don't have to see the pic when I open the thread :-)
 
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Old Jul 18, 2010 | 09:52 PM
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Aha,..mmm,,,,EWWW,..
 
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Old Jul 18, 2010 | 11:26 PM
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another __itty thread, where was that again? skid row. i hope he walked there, caused by Butt crack seat, pushes yer pants to fur up yer buuutt, wet wedgie, soiled blow-by, that first line of defense called underwear must have been m.i.a. BP man just came from the Gulf, its only an oil stain, sorry fella we apologies, we thought u __it your pants
 
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Old Jul 19, 2010 | 08:49 AM
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Bowel control is way overrated.
 
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Old Jul 19, 2010 | 03:59 PM
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And I thought this was going to be some heavy leaning in the twisties...but noooo....that is just plain ol' WRONG...another reason to not shop at Wally World..lol...
 
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Old Jul 29, 2010 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by kccustom
This belongs in the burnout forum.
Now that's funny right there!!
 
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Old Jul 29, 2010 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SpiderPig
Why, why did I open this thread????
I'm asking myself that very question right now!
 
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