Zipper Placement
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Zipper Placement
I have seen numerous posers riding around town wearing shorts and flip flops. i look at that and laugh. Im no poser, i know the secret to zipper placement. Now honestly, do you know the secret?
The secret to zipper placement is to unzipp you pants, of course without anyone noticing and get on your ride from the high side and start riding. The wind will travel up your legs especially if your on the highway pegs and cool the jewels. You dont need a cool seat from HD just unzipp. one other thing though you do have to be riding over thirty mph for any effect to be felt
Oh yeah if your prone to wearing boxers the cloth might come out the zipper. Posers will laugh but like in the whatterburger commericial those in the know will just nod
Have a good day. confessions will start in one hour
The secret to zipper placement is to unzipp you pants, of course without anyone noticing and get on your ride from the high side and start riding. The wind will travel up your legs especially if your on the highway pegs and cool the jewels. You dont need a cool seat from HD just unzipp. one other thing though you do have to be riding over thirty mph for any effect to be felt
Oh yeah if your prone to wearing boxers the cloth might come out the zipper. Posers will laugh but like in the whatterburger commericial those in the know will just nod
Have a good day. confessions will start in one hour
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Let me guess, you're known as TUNA CAN MAN around the house?
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But if you wear briefs or a G-string I am guessing this wont work. Free-balling or boxers baby.
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