more monkey butt....
Road Captain
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From: Central Ohio
I even got monkey butt on a cold day with no sweat on a vinyl seat. Monkey butt can occur when the circulation in your *** is cut and you feel pain and numbness. I guess sweating doesn't help either. If you can keep the *** cool, then the cramping and itching will not kick in with lack of circulation. If you start to feel any numbness, all you do is contrast some muscles and hold it for 10 secs. Get that blood flowing.
Last edited by MrHog; Jul 21, 2011 at 01:04 PM.
Road Warrior
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From: east cen.miss
I was interested in the HD circular pad untill I found out the $90 is for the rider only,passenger in another $70.I thought it came in pairs,still interested but had to get use to the price.
Road Captain
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That is funny!
I even got monkey butt on a cold day with no sweat on a vinyl seat. Monkey butt can occur when the circulation in your *** is cut and you feel pain and numbness. I guess sweating doesn't help either. If you can keep the *** cool, then the cramping and itching will not kick in with lack of circulation. If you start to feel any numbness, all you do is contrast some muscles and hold it for 10 secs. Get that blood flowing.
I even got monkey butt on a cold day with no sweat on a vinyl seat. Monkey butt can occur when the circulation in your *** is cut and you feel pain and numbness. I guess sweating doesn't help either. If you can keep the *** cool, then the cramping and itching will not kick in with lack of circulation. If you start to feel any numbness, all you do is contrast some muscles and hold it for 10 secs. Get that blood flowing.
Having a skinny *** is my defense against monkey but. More air flow between the cheeks.
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From: Kansas City, MO
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Cruiser
Joined: Jun 2011
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From: NW Washington State
None of the above. Get a quality leather seat, preferrably a custom seat made specifically for you. Several companies to choose from in either custom or one size fits all. Bottom line, leather cures monkey-butt.
Another lesson learned, this one from a lot of time in the tropics....going "commando" allows better airflow for cooling and butt-funk evaporation.
Get off at 100 miles?! That would make a very long day......a break while fueling is good enough....: )
Another lesson learned, this one from a lot of time in the tropics....going "commando" allows better airflow for cooling and butt-funk evaporation.
Get off at 100 miles?! That would make a very long day......a break while fueling is good enough....: )
Road Master
Joined: Sep 2010
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From: Port St. Lucie FL
If stopping every 100 miles is what lets you enjoy your ride then do it, no matter what anyone else thinks! Not everyone likes iron butts. I should really crank people up and get a trailer, put the bike in it, and stop THAT every 100 miles :-)
Last edited by VTGlideRider; Jul 21, 2011 at 04:40 PM.
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From: Too close, Pa
If you're doing a 500 mile day then taking a 10 min break every 100 miles adds less than an hour to your day. Seems like not riding enough miles around here is almost as bad as trailering your bike somewhere.
If stopping every 100 miles is what lets you enjoy your ride then do it, no matter what anyone else thinks! Not everyone likes iron butts. I should really crank people up and get a trailer, put the bike in it, and stop THAT every 100 miles :-)
If stopping every 100 miles is what lets you enjoy your ride then do it, no matter what anyone else thinks! Not everyone likes iron butts. I should really crank people up and get a trailer, put the bike in it, and stop THAT every 100 miles :-)
