Didn't Even Get It Home!!!!
Road Master
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From: Western KY
Road Master
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From: Wisconsin
WOW I am stunned! Completely speechless. My parents raised me a God fearing Lutheren boy. We went to church every sunday, and practiced what was preached..
Now, if this was me,,,,if I claimed "I need a HD (when any bike will do, Its not a harley ministry, just a bike ministry) and had the stones to ask the guy how much I COULD have gotten. Well, My father (God rest his soul) would have beaten me to within an inch of my life with a steel pipe! Then my mother would have started in on me!
Now, if this was me,,,,if I claimed "I need a HD (when any bike will do, Its not a harley ministry, just a bike ministry) and had the stones to ask the guy how much I COULD have gotten. Well, My father (God rest his soul) would have beaten me to within an inch of my life with a steel pipe! Then my mother would have started in on me!
Ah men!!!!!!!!!
I cant believe anyone would condone this......how much could I of actually got?? Hope you dont ride in thunderstorms or you may get struck by lightning.....Thats enough of this thread!!
Road Captain
Joined: Jun 2009
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From: Lewes, DE
Ask and you shall recieve:
A little boy comes home from school one day and on his way to his room he passes by his single mothers room. He hears a strange noise and peers inside. He see his mother lying in bed, rubbing her body (fully clothed you pervs), and moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man". He thinks nothing of it and goes about his business. Over the next 2 days this exact same scene plays out and again with his mother moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man" but the boy thinks nothing of it. On the forth day, as the boy passes his mothers room he hears a different sound. He peers inside once again, only this time he sees his mother lying on the bed but there is a man on top of her! He immediately drops his books...runs to his room...jumps on his bed...starts rubbing himself all over moaning..."Oh lord I need a bike, Oh lord I need a bike".
Just thought we could use a little humor in this very serious thread...lol
A little boy comes home from school one day and on his way to his room he passes by his single mothers room. He hears a strange noise and peers inside. He see his mother lying in bed, rubbing her body (fully clothed you pervs), and moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man". He thinks nothing of it and goes about his business. Over the next 2 days this exact same scene plays out and again with his mother moaning "Oh lord I need a man, Oh lord I need a man" but the boy thinks nothing of it. On the forth day, as the boy passes his mothers room he hears a different sound. He peers inside once again, only this time he sees his mother lying on the bed but there is a man on top of her! He immediately drops his books...runs to his room...jumps on his bed...starts rubbing himself all over moaning..."Oh lord I need a bike, Oh lord I need a bike".
Just thought we could use a little humor in this very serious thread...lol
My chaplain here in my unit is a good guy. of course, he doesnt have a church and he doesnt take from people. but he's always got an open door, an open ear, and a word of friendly, trustworthy advice. now THAT is a man of God. Serving his country and us troops - being a spiritual leader in the biggest hodgepodge of human beings ever.
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From: Grand Prairie, TX
"I once was young but now I'm old but I've never seen the righteous forsaken or his seed begging bread". Sound familiar? God is so good and we're too stupid to realize it. God bless you my brother and please stay safe.
Last edited by leonm47; Aug 10, 2011 at 04:38 PM. Reason: spelling
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