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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 02:20 PM
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I know a guy who is convinced that he will run his car battery down if he leaves his cell phone on the cig charger too long.

I told him he was probably right and the next time his car had dead battery, as long as his cell phone had a full charge, he should be able to hook it up the the cig charger and start his car.

His eyes got big and he thanked me for giving him that great idea.

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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by cbrenthus
Had it been a hot chick asking, this thread would have wound up in the electrical troubleshooting section with a completely different story
Originally Posted by spongetail
That's some funny **** right there.
Yep!!
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 03:30 PM
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Ah, come on now, he just thought your Harley was bad a$$ enough to crank his monster diesel
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cbrenthus
Had it been a hot chick asking, this thread would have wound up in the electrical troubleshooting section with a completely different story
Dear Penthouse Letters....
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Texas Fat Boy
At least you were smarter than him.

You are lucky it wasn't:
If she would have asked my to jump her, I would be in the pookey, for hitting it in the parking lot, right there. OMG is she HOT.
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Texas Fat Boy
At least you were smarter than him.

You are lucky it wasn't:
I refused to jump this truck once but I did pull start it with my Shovelhead. She was too hot to leave on the road stranded.
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by X Iron Butt
I refused to jump this truck once but I did pull start it with my Shovelhead. She was too hot to leave on the road stranded.
pull start it with your shovel head? you've got it all wrong.

all i'd be looking to do is push start that piece with my mushroom head.
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by toastman
pull start it with your shovel head? you've got it all wrong.

all i'd be looking to do is push start that piece with my mushroom head.
I didn't say I went home. It is way easier if you get your priorities in order. Pull first push second.
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by X Iron Butt
I didn't say I went home. It is way easier if you get your priorities in order. Pull first push second.
Well played!
 
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Old Jul 6, 2012 | 06:38 PM
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Could have told him to wait right there while you go get your MoCo jumper cables that will not void the warranty. "Be right back..."
 
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