The Perfect Passenger
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The Perfect Passenger
I had a dream that I woke up at 5 a.m. and she had everything packed on the bike, she was already in her leathers, the coffee was made and she even had the cell phone all charged up. I noticed a remarkable lack of luggage bungeed to the bike. "Is all your stuff loaded?" I asked.
"I only need one small bag. After all, we're only going for two weeks".
"Did you pack your hair dryer and all your makeup?"
"Oh no," she replied, "I want to go natural."
After the first hour of riding, I asked if she needed to stop.
"No, dear, I don't want to stop, I can pee later."
"Are you sure?"
"I want to go another 200 miles."
Then she added,"Honey, can we stop at a topless bar and drink with all your biker buddies? Maybe I could buy you a lap dance."
Ah, yes, she was a perfect passenger....
And then I woke up.
Okay, maybe your traveling companion isn't this perfect.Maybe she doesn't pack all her personal items in her vest pocket, and all her rain gear in a little fany pack. Instead, maybe she takes up both saddlebags and all the sissybar bag with her stuff , leaving you a small tote bag for your riding gear, shaving kit and a weeks worth of underwear.
Quoted from Buzz Buzzelli of American Rider Magazine.
After reading this in the April 2007 issue of American Rider I thought to myself, "Holy sheet, my wife went on a road trip with him too?".
"I only need one small bag. After all, we're only going for two weeks".
"Did you pack your hair dryer and all your makeup?"
"Oh no," she replied, "I want to go natural."
After the first hour of riding, I asked if she needed to stop.
"No, dear, I don't want to stop, I can pee later."
"Are you sure?"
"I want to go another 200 miles."
Then she added,"Honey, can we stop at a topless bar and drink with all your biker buddies? Maybe I could buy you a lap dance."
Ah, yes, she was a perfect passenger....
And then I woke up.
Okay, maybe your traveling companion isn't this perfect.Maybe she doesn't pack all her personal items in her vest pocket, and all her rain gear in a little fany pack. Instead, maybe she takes up both saddlebags and all the sissybar bag with her stuff , leaving you a small tote bag for your riding gear, shaving kit and a weeks worth of underwear.
Quoted from Buzz Buzzelli of American Rider Magazine.
After reading this in the April 2007 issue of American Rider I thought to myself, "Holy sheet, my wife went on a road trip with him too?".
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Wahl, ah gotta admit ah'm purty much living the dream. Now, she won't lemme go ta no titty bar, but then again she makes shore ah ain't got no reason to!![sm=drlove.gif]
Other than that...she's a real trooper. Fer the 9 years we've been married, every vacation has been on the bike - Nevada, Utah, NM, Montana, east coast...ya git the idea. This year, it's Americade in NY state. Nary a complaint outta her, even on days we had ta make 1,000-mile runs. When we git ta the room after a days' ride, ah kick back an' she makes coffee, sets up the room an' generally treats me lahk a king.
Yeah - some of us are luckier than others!
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Other than that...she's a real trooper. Fer the 9 years we've been married, every vacation has been on the bike - Nevada, Utah, NM, Montana, east coast...ya git the idea. This year, it's Americade in NY state. Nary a complaint outta her, even on days we had ta make 1,000-mile runs. When we git ta the room after a days' ride, ah kick back an' she makes coffee, sets up the room an' generally treats me lahk a king.
Yeah - some of us are luckier than others!
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