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Mar 10, 2014 | 10:58 AM

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Marty31

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Like that.

Mar 10, 2014 | 11:06 AM

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TimLScheffer

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Harley Toilet Plungers for Dummies 101: So... the other day... What happened was... I was thumpin down the HOV... Cause you can on a Harley... when a car started merging from my left and he thought he could get in front of the Wethead... I just rolled the throttle a little to avoid his charge... He punched it??? Seriously Dude?... He had pulled up beside me in a lane not wide enough for two cars... I maintained pace and moved closer to him... Really Retarded I know... I am an Idiot... but I was caught up in the moment and after 5k miles really comfortable with the Wethead's ability to rocket out of trouble... I could see in his eyes he didn't have it in him to bump me... I patted his fender with my left hand, flashed him the Eagle n rolled the throttle watching him helplessly fume in the rear views... Silly Boy's jockeying for position in a one lane HOV... Anyhow when my left exit was approaching I slowed to a crawl... engaged the Cruise control... Reached for the toilet plunger and with him watching stuck my hand down in there in an exaggerated fashion... then as he began his pass me returning my Eagle Salute I whipped it up and shot him with my imaginary Pistol as he passed by and almost banged the right wall reacting to the imaginary shot fired... Yes... I know... I'm a Retard and I could have killed the both of us... But the look on his face was priceless...

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Mar 13, 2014 | 02:38 PM

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RLMAYHEM

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Tim I woulda done the same thing, the cagers around here are terible. If your not riding offensivly, you will get ran over. clearly they cant see or hear us.

Mar 13, 2014 | 05:42 PM

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offthewall

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TimLScheffer

Not too smart on a lot of levels. Especially if he had more than an "Imaginary Pistol" himself.

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Mar 13, 2014 | 10:03 PM

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TimLScheffer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by offthewall

Not too smart on a lot of levels. Especially if he had more than an "Imaginary Pistol" himself.

Yes Sir, You got me there... I actually agree with you... I have been forewarned by many a friend and loved one that Mounting a 1700 CC engine set on two wheels ain't the safest nor smartest thing to do neither... I climb tall poles and play with killer voltage... I rode bulls & dirt bikes... I once sucker punched a guy twice my size... I jumped off a 80 foot bridge & a 100 foot cliff... My Wethead does 115... at least once a week... As a kid I lived in the top's of the tallest tree's I could find... When I was five years old I started telling folks I was going to Canada on a Motorcycle... It is possible to go from Houston Texas to Ventura California and back on an 07 Ultra Classic in less than 72 hours... My 07 Ultra got exactly 169.4 miles on a tank of gas at 90 mph... Ain't nobody ever accused me of being too smart... An Arsewhole... yes... happens all the time... My Granma Gladys lived til she died... I aim to do the same...