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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:09 AM
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ME AN THE DOG ARE FINE, AND IAM HEADED TO OLE MEXICO[sm=biker2.gif][sm=chairshot.gif]I'LL CHECK IN 14 DAYS, TO START MY NEW JOB LAYING PIPE![sm=drlove.gif][sm=icon_guiness.gif]
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:18 AM
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I just need to know how you did it!?

And soon!
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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Only one thing worse than havinga cheating, closet-lezzie wife leave you; ....(youguessed it)...
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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Shoot the Dog at least twice, close the bank account, Tell the Boss to kiss your A$$, head for Mexico, find a little Mexican girl that speaks no english, live happily ever after.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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...Having her NOT leave you !!! Better things ahead; Cheers!
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:26 AM
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Dos mas Cervesas, por favor.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:27 AM
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I'd be getting the bike in someone else's name. Trust me, you don't want the b__ch taking your Harley.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:32 AM
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ORIGINAL: jaysonL

I'd be getting the bike in someone else's name. Trust me, you don't want the b__ch taking your Harley.
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 08:33 AM
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+2...we don't need any more D's on B's.
 
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Old Apr 11, 2008 | 09:11 AM
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I'd findahot young, chick, put her in tight black leathers, lots of a** and cleavage then ride over to the old lady's house and show her off - make the biotches want her more than each other; perhaps even mess us their happly little arrangement. Just make sure they don't get her name and #- they might try to move in on you.

But, it sounds like you are in a position to have a very very good time. I'm sorry to hear about your dog, but at least you won't have to worry about feeding it while you're on the road. When you get home hire a junkyard dog lawyer and make her life miserable until she gives you the dog back.

And, I agree with jaysonl, make damn sure the bike is out of your name.
 
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