WIFE LEFT ME
Road Master
Joined: May 2006
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RE: WIFE LEFT ME
Drop off the dog at your exes place .
Maybe hes still hungry ??? LOL...
Then hide your keys , take at least 12 of these ( BEERS) get a good night sleep .
Take a nice long ride to the best babe hang out ever ???
Find an exciting and sexy lady , go for another ride but with her on the Harley .
Find a hotel with a hot tub and Enjoy .
Oh ya make sure you send the ex wifey some nice naughty pics of your new BABE .
Then tell her thanks for the favor, and that your realy enjoying the trip.
Abought the job ?? HHMM...
Take up Harley mechanics or Take a chalange and be a Harley dealer and sell all of us at cost Bikes , Parts and Gas .. LOL.......................
Maybe hes still hungry ??? LOL...
Then hide your keys , take at least 12 of these ( BEERS) get a good night sleep .
Take a nice long ride to the best babe hang out ever ???
Find an exciting and sexy lady , go for another ride but with her on the Harley .
Find a hotel with a hot tub and Enjoy .
Oh ya make sure you send the ex wifey some nice naughty pics of your new BABE .
Then tell her thanks for the favor, and that your realy enjoying the trip.
Abought the job ?? HHMM...
Take up Harley mechanics or Take a chalange and be a Harley dealer and sell all of us at cost Bikes , Parts and Gas .. LOL.......................
Cruiser
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 162
Likes: 4
From: Arizona
RE: WIFE LEFT ME
Send her a gift from www.poopsenders.com (the sight is rated pg but funny as heck!)
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GUARANTEED ANONYMOUS[/align]We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. We have several varieties of poop that we can send, including a special poop of the month. Go to the order page to see what's on special this month.
The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:
[ol][*]To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend[*]Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn[*]For your mean boss[*]For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off[*]A Last minute gift for some one who has everything[*]A gag gift[*]For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg[*]To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D[*]Some one left you negative feedback on your auction[*]You just don't like them [/ol]
Road Master
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 971
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From: Chicago/Arlington Heights
RE: WIFE LEFT ME
I agree with most on this. First and most important,PROTECT YOUR $. Cancel the credit cards, clean out all bank accts, take her wedding ring and other jewels she has and pawn them for your ride. Nothing better than a long ride to think and answer your own questions. Dont get locked up and when you return file for divorce.......GL.
Road Captain
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 627
Likes: 195
From: St. Louis
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