Top 10 List - FatBob vs Girlfriend
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Top 10 List - FatBob vs Girlfriend
Okay, so I it's my turn to vent. Me and the GF are butting heads.
#10 - FatBob never has PMS and gets bitchy!
#9 - FatBob doesn't talk back.
#8 - FatBob always is "Ready"
#7 - FatBob goes wherever I wanna go.
#6 - While the FatBobB doesn't have a pu$$y, I'm sure it sure can get me some.
#5 - FatBob doesn't have any children living at home...(Drama)
#4 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much time with the GF
#3 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much $$$ on the GF
#2 - FatBob doesn't make plans that take me away from the GF
#1 - Did I mention that the FatBob NEVER has PMS!
Feel free to add your own comparisons to this posting. I'm sure there are many that I left out.
Have a nice day....
#10 - FatBob never has PMS and gets bitchy!
#9 - FatBob doesn't talk back.
#8 - FatBob always is "Ready"
#7 - FatBob goes wherever I wanna go.
#6 - While the FatBobB doesn't have a pu$$y, I'm sure it sure can get me some.
#5 - FatBob doesn't have any children living at home...(Drama)
#4 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much time with the GF
#3 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much $$$ on the GF
#2 - FatBob doesn't make plans that take me away from the GF
#1 - Did I mention that the FatBob NEVER has PMS!
Feel free to add your own comparisons to this posting. I'm sure there are many that I left out.
Have a nice day....
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That is where the GF has no competition from the garage area! Your Harley can't possibly give your crankshaft as good a working over. 
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My Fat Bob is built for two up riding. My wife loves to ride. I can easily strip it down for solo riding too. When my wife gets done riding my Fat Bob, she comes home and rides my fat ****! 
Riding together helps women appreciate and understand why we love our scoots so much! Just a thought dude.
Riding together helps women appreciate and understand why we love our scoots so much! Just a thought dude.
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Guess I am one of the lucky ones... Every time my OL see's the UPS truck pull up she sends me a message saying Santa is here again, or when I am on ebay she asks what I am writing to Santa about....
She enjoys riding with me so much that she also enjoys trying to figure out the next mod, even though she did have a good chuckle when I told her I was changing the bars AGAIN, the third time since we have been together.
You just have to get her to enjoy the ride.
She enjoys riding with me so much that she also enjoys trying to figure out the next mod, even though she did have a good chuckle when I told her I was changing the bars AGAIN, the third time since we have been together.
You just have to get her to enjoy the ride.
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Can I make a list about why the red mistress is WAY better than having an OM?
And on the not a pu$$y note.. Well all HD are the largest viberators in the world.
As far as getting you some.... If I wanted it being a CHICK on a Harley could get me a husband not just a one nighter. Thank god I am not looking to settle down..
the red mistress never decides the couch is the most interesting place in the world.
The red mistress would never decide that shining the bike is a better plan for the day then riding the bike. In fact, I am pretty sure if I don't ride her enough she will leave my a$$.
Here a picture from my crazy solo ride last weekend. I left the house intending to tool around for a few hours on Saturday. I ended up down on Skyline drive and didnt come home till Sunday night.
Enjoy your ride. Maybe your GF will ride with you. Heck maybe she will catch the bug and then you will be the one jealous of her new bike.
And on the not a pu$$y note.. Well all HD are the largest viberators in the world.
As far as getting you some.... If I wanted it being a CHICK on a Harley could get me a husband not just a one nighter. Thank god I am not looking to settle down..
the red mistress never decides the couch is the most interesting place in the world.
The red mistress would never decide that shining the bike is a better plan for the day then riding the bike. In fact, I am pretty sure if I don't ride her enough she will leave my a$$.
Here a picture from my crazy solo ride last weekend. I left the house intending to tool around for a few hours on Saturday. I ended up down on Skyline drive and didnt come home till Sunday night.
Enjoy your ride. Maybe your GF will ride with you. Heck maybe she will catch the bug and then you will be the one jealous of her new bike.
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[quote=8541hog;6869139]Guess I am one of the lucky ones... Every time my OL see's the UPS truck pull up she sends me a message saying Santa is here again, or when I am on ebay she asks what I am writing to Santa about....quote]
Your lucky man! I have to hope he gets here before 5pm.
Your lucky man! I have to hope he gets here before 5pm.
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Okay, so I it's my turn to vent. Me and the GF are butting heads.
#10 - FatBob never has PMS and gets bitchy!
#9 - FatBob doesn't talk back.
#8 - FatBob always is "Ready"
#7 - FatBob goes wherever I wanna go.
#6 - While the FatBobB doesn't have a pu$$y, I'm sure it sure can get me some.
#5 - FatBob doesn't have any children living at home...(Drama)
#4 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much time with the GF
#3 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much $$$ on the GF
#2 - FatBob doesn't make plans that take me away from the GF
#1 - Did I mention that the FatBob NEVER has PMS!
Feel free to add your own comparisons to this posting. I'm sure there are many that I left out.
Have a nice day....
#10 - FatBob never has PMS and gets bitchy!
#9 - FatBob doesn't talk back.
#8 - FatBob always is "Ready"
#7 - FatBob goes wherever I wanna go.
#6 - While the FatBobB doesn't have a pu$$y, I'm sure it sure can get me some.
#5 - FatBob doesn't have any children living at home...(Drama)
#4 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much time with the GF
#3 - FatBob doesn't complain when I spend too much $$$ on the GF
#2 - FatBob doesn't make plans that take me away from the GF
#1 - Did I mention that the FatBob NEVER has PMS!
Feel free to add your own comparisons to this posting. I'm sure there are many that I left out.
Have a nice day....
If the bike ever gets any electrical or fuel system gremlims or some sort of other mechanical issue....
Depending on the year...If you start her up in the garage, near where your key fob is, but the Fob is not in your pocket, your bike is not gonna feel like playing down the road after you shut it off.