Passenger Rules/Responsibility?
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Joined: Oct 2011
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From: Olean, NY
Rule for my ride-
Me: “Babe! Grab me another beer!” (Left saddlebag W/ice)
Babe: “Here ya go, 7 left!”
Me: “Open it with your teeth! (As I watch in the mirror)
Babe: “It sprayed all over my face and chest!” (She Lol’s)
Me: “Quit F’n around and just give me the beer!”
(Cue the silence from Babe for a few miles as I enjoy a frosty beverage)
Me: “Babe! Grab me another beer!” (Left saddlebag W/ice)
Babe: “Here ya go, 7 left!”
Me: “Open it with your teeth! (As I watch in the mirror)
Babe: “It sprayed all over my face and chest!” (She Lol’s)
Me: “Quit F’n around and just give me the beer!”
(Cue the silence from Babe for a few miles as I enjoy a frosty beverage)
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Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 151
Likes: 105
From: Texas
Do not get on or off without checking with me first.
No sudden shifts in weight, particularly while going around a curve or turning.
No screaming in fear or panic.
Do not try to pull me off the bike while we are moving because you think you see something dangerous or something that scares you.
Maintain some kind of body contact so I know you are still there and ok. It does not matter if it is hands, ****, legs, or what as long as I know you didn't fall off, particularly if you are small and skinny.
Try to maintain control of your head and torso so that the front of your helmet doesn't hit the back of mine when we are stopping.
Do not put your feet down. It is normal for the bike to lean in curves.
Please take advantage of restrooms when we stop for gas and food.
Do not try to kiss me with your full face helmet on.
I listed all of these because this is the type of bullshit I have experienced with various women passengers.
No sudden shifts in weight, particularly while going around a curve or turning.
No screaming in fear or panic.
Do not try to pull me off the bike while we are moving because you think you see something dangerous or something that scares you.
Maintain some kind of body contact so I know you are still there and ok. It does not matter if it is hands, ****, legs, or what as long as I know you didn't fall off, particularly if you are small and skinny.
Try to maintain control of your head and torso so that the front of your helmet doesn't hit the back of mine when we are stopping.
Do not put your feet down. It is normal for the bike to lean in curves.
Please take advantage of restrooms when we stop for gas and food.
Do not try to kiss me with your full face helmet on.
I listed all of these because this is the type of bullshit I have experienced with various women passengers.
Don't lean on me like I'm a lamp post. We're drivin' up here!
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