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Old Dec 2, 2007 | 01:52 AM
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Default Owning a Harley and not riding it is like.....

Owning a Harley and not riding it is like.....


...is like sleeping with the Bush twins and not getting laid.


...is like going to Sturgis and not getting drunk.

...is like buying a Playboy mag for the articles.





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Old Dec 2, 2007 | 02:29 AM
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"Owning a Harley and not riding it is like....."

...Masturbating with a cheese grater, slightly amusing but mostly just F-in painful.
 
Old Dec 2, 2007 | 02:46 AM
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Good un cabinboy

Owning a harley and not riding is like...how the hell would I know? I live in Phoenix I get to ride year round, but then I'm nuts, or so i've been told.

Having a harley and not being able to ride is like, being a dog and not having the ability to lick where it feels good! Which brings up a great question, Would you rather ride your harley, or be able to ... 'cuse me, I was just double checking to see if I really couldn't...
 
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Owning a Harley and not riding it is like ... a blind guy with no hands marrying Angelina Jolie.
 
Old Dec 2, 2007 | 03:01 AM
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Owning a Harley and not riding it is like ---
what too many people on the web do. I am starting to think of them as something other than RUB's (something that is mis-applied too often) or newbys (strangely offensive to some) but as people belonging to the Wannabe Internet Motorcycle Poser Society - WIMPS.
 
Old Dec 2, 2007 | 04:03 AM
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Default RE: Owning a Harley and not riding it is like.....

What the guy is doing with the next bike I'm going to someday buy !!!
 
Old Dec 2, 2007 | 04:42 AM
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Getting dry humped and ending up with a set of these:

 
Old Dec 2, 2007 | 04:55 AM
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I feel bad for you guys!
 
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Is like having millions of dollars and your card being turned down???
 
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like goin to a strip joint,,,,
looks good,,,, aint gettin any!!
 



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