IDIOT SIGHTINGS
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
I had a similar one a few years back...
I was traveling up I77 through Virginia and came to a town called "Wytheville". I stopped in at a Citgo for gas and a drink.
In the past I had heard some people call it With-ville and some poeple call it why-th-ville, so I asked the girl at the counter:
"How do you pronounce the name of this place?"
She looked at me like I was stupid and said "Sit-go".
I said thanks and hit the door.
I was traveling up I77 through Virginia and came to a town called "Wytheville". I stopped in at a Citgo for gas and a drink.
In the past I had heard some people call it With-ville and some poeple call it why-th-ville, so I asked the girl at the counter:
"How do you pronounce the name of this place?"
She looked at me like I was stupid and said "Sit-go".
I said thanks and hit the door.
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
ORIGINAL: mrb302
I had a similar one a few years back...
I was traveling up I77 through Virginia and came to a town called "Wytheville". I stopped in at a Citgo for gas and a drink.
In the past I had heard some people call it With-ville and some poeple call it why-th-ville, so I asked the girl at the counter:
"How do you pronounce the name of this place?"
She looked at me like I was stupid and said "Sit-go".
I said thanks and hit the door.
I had a similar one a few years back...
I was traveling up I77 through Virginia and came to a town called "Wytheville". I stopped in at a Citgo for gas and a drink.
In the past I had heard some people call it With-ville and some poeple call it why-th-ville, so I asked the girl at the counter:
"How do you pronounce the name of this place?"
She looked at me like I was stupid and said "Sit-go".
I said thanks and hit the door.
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
How a Geek Squad Tech respondedwhen asked for the instruction manual for a new computer's hookups, He said "turn it on and push the help button". Has anyone ever checked out the prices for these guys at Best Buy?
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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From: SE Ohio
RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
This week, My phone went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see howhe would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by e-mail. I asked him, "Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?"
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
Thats funny.
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
Worked at the Post Office and a guy calls and says, "If I tell you my name, can you tell me where I live?" I said no. He said, "Okay, if I tell you where I live can you tell me my name?" I said, "What the hell are you talking about?" He said, "I just thought you guys could do that down there".
Another called and asked what the smallest stamp we had was. I told him a nickel. Yep, you guessed it, he said, "How much is that one?"
Another called and asked what the smallest stamp we had was. I told him a nickel. Yep, you guessed it, he said, "How much is that one?"