IDIOT SIGHTINGS
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From: Charlotte Area
RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
Call the local pizza hut and ask how many slices of pizza are on the medium size. If they say 8 , ask them if they can cut it into 4 because you can't eat 8. Listen for the dead silence on the phone. Or go any where to pay for something and ask if they take cash. You'll get some funny looks
Bubba
Bubba
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From: pinchatooly
RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
My neighbor is a welder fabricator for a large truck Dealer.The boss asked him to mount a large chrome bumper on a new truck..The bumper is booo cooo bucks.And as the story goes ,he usually welds and from a lull in business was installing the bumper..And doing so he put a level on the bumper and mounted it .Only to find one side was higher than the other..When asked he explained that there must be something wrong with the trucks suspension cause He leveled the bumper..
Cruiser
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From: Texas
RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
If any of you Boat you may find this a bit funny. I will try to explain for all the landlovers though.
While conducting a boarding on a pleasure boat my Boarding Officer and I heard this odd but familiar humming sound.
(Certain kinds of pleasure boats if not all have a plug in the back of the boat on the transom. This plug is used to drain the hull from any water that might have come in. After having a boat in the water most owners pull the plug once it is on the trailer.)
We asked if the humming sound was the bilge pump (a pump used to remove water from the boat, usually used IF THE BOAT IS SINKING!)
Without missing a beat the owner responded "yea, I always have the plug removed and the bilge pump on when im on the water." The reason being is that when it rains the hull fills up with water so it was just easier for him to constantly pump water from his hull.
Essentially we were on a sinking vessel with a weak bilge pump trying to keep the boat afloat.
Like I said, the boating public would probobly be the only ones that found that funny or really freaking stupid.
While conducting a boarding on a pleasure boat my Boarding Officer and I heard this odd but familiar humming sound.
(Certain kinds of pleasure boats if not all have a plug in the back of the boat on the transom. This plug is used to drain the hull from any water that might have come in. After having a boat in the water most owners pull the plug once it is on the trailer.)
We asked if the humming sound was the bilge pump (a pump used to remove water from the boat, usually used IF THE BOAT IS SINKING!)
Without missing a beat the owner responded "yea, I always have the plug removed and the bilge pump on when im on the water." The reason being is that when it rains the hull fills up with water so it was just easier for him to constantly pump water from his hull.
Essentially we were on a sinking vessel with a weak bilge pump trying to keep the boat afloat.
Like I said, the boating public would probobly be the only ones that found that funny or really freaking stupid.
Road Master
Joined: Jun 2007
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From: Houston,tx
RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
True story. We ate Chinese food once and on the box that the chopsticks come in had a warning that said: Caution not for use in soup
My freind and I went to McDonalds for burgers for a football party, ordered 50 hamburgers opon receivingthe order the girl at the counter asked is this order to go? I replyed, no I think we will eat them here
My freind and I went to McDonalds for burgers for a football party, ordered 50 hamburgers opon receivingthe order the girl at the counter asked is this order to go? I replyed, no I think we will eat them here
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
while in a mall i thought it was time to get a new pair of shoes, went in the shoe store and asked to try on a pair , they were a little tight so i asked the young salesman if he had a shoe horn he said no they didnt sell horns in that store. True story. ( didnt buy any shoes was to busy laughing)
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From: Texas! Ya mean there's someplace else?
RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
ORIGINAL: BMdeckie
If any of you Boat you may find this a bit funny. I will try to explain for all the landlovers though.
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If any of you Boat you may find this a bit funny. I will try to explain for all the landlovers though.
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Road Master
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RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS
ORIGINAL: mattw275
FUNNY CHIT!!!
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