California Rant!!!!
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RE: California Rant!!!!
Kinda like that old bit: if god is love and love is blind then Stevie Wonder is god - so if the people on the metric bike sites always bash Harleys (jealousy?)andfolks from other parts of the countryare negative about California(jealous) then Brett Favre rides a Yamaha?
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From: The real N.CA (not S.F. Bay Area)
RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: Da Gumpmeister
kolni, isn't Silicone Valley where those "Big Breasted Blonde Bimbo" valley girls come from? Nice place!!
If they would divide Ca. into North Calif. and South Calif, sort of like the Carolinas or Dakotas, then I'd move to N. Calif, and import my food from S. Calif. Best of both worlds. But it is "way" crowded for this ol' fart. On top of that, I don't speak the language.
kolni, isn't Silicone Valley where those "Big Breasted Blonde Bimbo" valley girls come from? Nice place!!
If they would divide Ca. into North Calif. and South Calif, sort of like the Carolinas or Dakotas, then I'd move to N. Calif, and import my food from S. Calif. Best of both worlds. But it is "way" crowded for this ol' fart. On top of that, I don't speak the language.
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RE: California Rant!!!!
LMAO! wow look how many vagines started to bleed from a half joking rant on a gas pump that gushed all over my tank cus of the damn rubber boot... i dont even know what the state bird is but change it to a tampon with wings..... keep it goin , come on , i know you got something else... 
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From: Sacramento California!!!
RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: baxter
LMAO! wow look how many vagines started to bleed from a half joking rant on a gas pump that gushed all over my tank cus of the damn rubber boot...
LMAO! wow look how many vagines started to bleed from a half joking rant on a gas pump that gushed all over my tank cus of the damn rubber boot...
Try Oregon, they'll pump the gas for you up there.
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From: Detroit
RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: Kolni
STill can't pump your own gas huh?
Try Oregon, they'll pump the gas for you up there.
ORIGINAL: baxter
LMAO! wow look how many vagines started to bleed from a half joking rant on a gas pump that gushed all over my tank cus of the damn rubber boot...
LMAO! wow look how many vagines started to bleed from a half joking rant on a gas pump that gushed all over my tank cus of the damn rubber boot...
Try Oregon, they'll pump the gas for you up there.
gee sound like some nice people
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RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: baxter
WTF is up with these gas pumps out here im so sick of these crap pumps with the safety foreskin deal around it you have to pull back to get the damn pump to function. if you shove the damn thing in it wont fill you up all the way and if you hold the freakin rubber back to engage the safety and top off most the time end up splashn all over the damn tank! ....ive been here 3 damn months and besides the weather and some of the riding i havent found one damn thing i really like... even hate my job... these people out here are rediculous! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![:@]
WTF is up with these gas pumps out here im so sick of these crap pumps with the safety foreskin deal around it you have to pull back to get the damn pump to function. if you shove the damn thing in it wont fill you up all the way and if you hold the freakin rubber back to engage the safety and top off most the time end up splashn all over the damn tank! ....ive been here 3 damn months and besides the weather and some of the riding i havent found one damn thing i really like... even hate my job... these people out here are rediculous! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![:@]
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ORIGINAL: Yellotang
No! WE don't need anymore Calfornians up here. They be the worse rascist folk I know, plus damn near all of them can't speak english.
Hate Spanish.
BTW it was I5 not 101.
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No! WE don't need anymore Calfornians up here. They be the worse rascist folk I know, plus damn near all of them can't speak english.
Hate Spanish.
BTW it was I5 not 101.
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It's not an Academy Award winner, but try watching 'A Day Without A Mexican'. You'll realise how much certain ethnic people help keep this country functioning. Yes the illegals are an issue, but the legal ones aren't hurting anyone.
(Can't wait to see the responses on this one.)
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RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: Finn111
Please don't hold it against us for your lack of a spine. Instead, why don't you go stand up to your own politicians, call your representives, do something for yourself for a change and quit blaming someone else for your own laziness.
It's bad enough we have to put up with so many bleeding heart Liberal's here already, the last thing we need is someone who is so saavy in the ways of California's government, he couldn't find his *ss with both hands.
Go have a Latte
ORIGINAL: 99octane
Kalifornia is the Promise Land of all friggin' liberals. Here they can't wait to enact any idiocy some politician puked up in RPKali.
Why liberals of all the world don't have a general meeting in Kali?
We could then put a really big nuke in the San Andreas fault and make the world a lot better.
Kalifornia is the Promise Land of all friggin' liberals. Here they can't wait to enact any idiocy some politician puked up in RPKali.
Why liberals of all the world don't have a general meeting in Kali?
We could then put a really big nuke in the San Andreas fault and make the world a lot better.
It's bad enough we have to put up with so many bleeding heart Liberal's here already, the last thing we need is someone who is so saavy in the ways of California's government, he couldn't find his *ss with both hands.
Go have a Latte
BTW, we just kicked our kommunist government in the ***. Thanks.
If you like we can give you evening lessons on how to do the same to yours.
I was just pointing out that, like it or not, your local politics have a world wide influence. This gives you power and therefore responsibility. Like it or not.
Oh, and about lack of spine, it's not us who has the highest concentration of liberals, that abolished dodgeball, that abolished bad marks at school... And when an idiot tries to dry his hair in the nuker, we call him an idiot, instead of accepting it as base for prosecution of the manufacturer.
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From: Kalaui Kona HI
RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: kingk9
I don't have anything against Texas or Texans but I had to spend a summer in Dallas about 6 years ago, and it was like being in hell. The hottest most humid uncomfortable weather I have ever experienced. I have been in Viet Nam and Thailand, and this was worse. And California traffic ain't got nothin on Dallas/Fort Worth. Talk about nobody speaking english, I couldn't even understand the Texans. Plus all the women had big giant bleached blonde hair. It's gonna be in the 70s here with low humidity for the next couple of weeks. Perfect riding weather. Stay where you are cause you're all correct, Cali sucks. Don't come here.[8D]
I don't have anything against Texas or Texans but I had to spend a summer in Dallas about 6 years ago, and it was like being in hell. The hottest most humid uncomfortable weather I have ever experienced. I have been in Viet Nam and Thailand, and this was worse. And California traffic ain't got nothin on Dallas/Fort Worth. Talk about nobody speaking english, I couldn't even understand the Texans. Plus all the women had big giant bleached blonde hair.
It's gonna be in the 70s here with low humidity for the next couple of weeks. Perfect riding weather. Stay where you are cause you're all correct, Cali sucks. Don't come here.[8D]Ride Safe.
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From: Southern California
RE: California Rant!!!!
ORIGINAL: 99octane
Seems somebody is a little thin-skinned and can't bear a little wit.
BTW, we just kicked our kommunist government in the ***. Thanks.
If you like we can give you evening lessons on how to do the same to yours.
I was just pointing out that, like it or not, your local politics have a world wide influence. This gives you power and therefore responsibility. Like it or not.
Oh, and about lack of spine, it's not us who has the highest concentration of liberals, that abolished dodgeball, that abolished bad marks at school... And when an idiot tries to dry his hair in the nuker, we call him an idiot, instead of accepting it as base for prosecution of the manufacturer.
ORIGINAL: Finn111
Please don't hold it against us for your lack of a spine. Instead, why don't you go stand up to your own politicians, call your representives, do something for yourself for a change and quit blaming someone else for your own laziness.
It's bad enough we have to put up with so many bleeding heart Liberal's here already, the last thing we need is someone who is so saavy in the ways of California's government, he couldn't find his *ss with both hands.
Go have a Latte
ORIGINAL: 99octane
Kalifornia is the Promise Land of all friggin' liberals. Here they can't wait to enact any idiocy some politician puked up in RPKali.
Why liberals of all the world don't have a general meeting in Kali?
We could then put a really big nuke in the San Andreas fault and make the world a lot better.
Kalifornia is the Promise Land of all friggin' liberals. Here they can't wait to enact any idiocy some politician puked up in RPKali.
Why liberals of all the world don't have a general meeting in Kali?
We could then put a really big nuke in the San Andreas fault and make the world a lot better.
It's bad enough we have to put up with so many bleeding heart Liberal's here already, the last thing we need is someone who is so saavy in the ways of California's government, he couldn't find his *ss with both hands.
Go have a Latte
BTW, we just kicked our kommunist government in the ***. Thanks.
If you like we can give you evening lessons on how to do the same to yours.
I was just pointing out that, like it or not, your local politics have a world wide influence. This gives you power and therefore responsibility. Like it or not.
Oh, and about lack of spine, it's not us who has the highest concentration of liberals, that abolished dodgeball, that abolished bad marks at school... And when an idiot tries to dry his hair in the nuker, we call him an idiot, instead of accepting it as base for prosecution of the manufacturer.