Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
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Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
I'm stopped at this traffic light. Lots of slow traffic. Behind me, a Lancia with two cute girls on board closes slowly. Slower and closer, slower and closer... slower and too clo... TAP.
It barely touches me. A tap on the rear tire, no more.
I couldn't determine if it'd hit the tire or the fender, so I park near the curb and have a look at the fender. No damage whatsoever. The girls park right behind me, pulling out of the flux, while the light goes green again. The glossy black bumper of the Lancia has not a scratch. They were inching forward, after all. I say "no problem" and gesture that all's well. The cute brunette who drives says something like "You sure?". I say "yes", and saddle up to go again.
Now: since they couldn't have missed me, did they
A) misestimate the distance so little to touch me without actually hitting.
B) Inch forward to touch the biker hoping for an exchange of phone numbers (and it was worth, believe me) hoping to show me how they were SOOOO sorry?
It barely touches me. A tap on the rear tire, no more.
I couldn't determine if it'd hit the tire or the fender, so I park near the curb and have a look at the fender. No damage whatsoever. The girls park right behind me, pulling out of the flux, while the light goes green again. The glossy black bumper of the Lancia has not a scratch. They were inching forward, after all. I say "no problem" and gesture that all's well. The cute brunette who drives says something like "You sure?". I say "yes", and saddle up to go again.
Now: since they couldn't have missed me, did they
A) misestimate the distance so little to touch me without actually hitting.
B) Inch forward to touch the biker hoping for an exchange of phone numbers (and it was worth, believe me) hoping to show me how they were SOOOO sorry?
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RE: Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
cute girls??..they must be teenagers. I'll bet they were giggling about the cute boys behind them and just happen to tap your ***. Don't flatter yourself......you/they had the chance to exchange phone numbers and you blew it......perv
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RE: Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
ORIGINAL: UncleDon
cute girls??..they must be teenagers. I'll bet they were giggling about the cute boys behind them and just happen to tap your ***. Don't flatter yourself......you/they had the chance to exchange phone numbers and you blew it......perv
cute girls??..they must be teenagers. I'll bet they were giggling about the cute boys behind them and just happen to tap your ***. Don't flatter yourself......you/they had the chance to exchange phone numbers and you blew it......perv
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RE: Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
ORIGINAL: UncleDon
cute girls??..they must be teenagers. I'll bet they were giggling about the cute boys behind them and just happen to tap your ***. Don't flatter yourself......you/they had the chance to exchange phone numbers and you blew it......perv
cute girls??..they must be teenagers. I'll bet they were giggling about the cute boys behind them and just happen to tap your ***. Don't flatter yourself......you/they had the chance to exchange phone numbers and you blew it......perv
Yes, I know, I'm a dork. Should have caught the opportunity while I had it
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RE: Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
NO DOUBT, here, they were just practicing for the day they pull up behind a red white and blue panhead chopper.
It was YOU, 99, and you blew it instead of letting them. Just sayin', Sir. 
Glad (?)you're ok, but then after missing the opportunity, not sure you are OK.
It was YOU, 99, and you blew it instead of letting them.
Just sayin', Sir. Glad (?)
you're ok, but then after missing the opportunity, not sure you are OK.
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RE: Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
Keep dreaming there buddy............[sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]
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RE: Hitting me, or hitting ON me?
Hind sight is 20/20. No telling where the exchange of numbers could have lead.
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