PLEASE!!! I NEED A SERIOUS F#####CALM ME DOWN.
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PLEASE!!! I NEED A SERIOUS F#####CALM ME DOWN.
I F$%$#$% LEFT MY BIKE OUTSIDE A BAR I REGULARLY GO TO AND THE ***#$@% BOUNCER IS SUPPOSEDLY WATCHING IT FOR ME AFTER THE MANAGER TELLS HIM IM A FRIEND OF THE BAR. WELL WHEN I COME OUT MY CUSTOM GAS CAP IS MISSING AND OF COURSE THE ABSOLUTE WASTE OF HUMAN EXISTENCE STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR SYAS HE HASN'T SEEN A THING. IT'S A POPUAR SPOT FOR SOME COLLEGE JAGOFFS AND IM SURE IT WAS STOLEN BECAUSE IT WAS A COOL SKULL STYLE CAP. BUT MY CONCERN IS THAT HOWEVER UNLIKELY BECAUSE IT ON A MAJOR BUSY STREET THAT SOMETHING WAS PUT IN THERE ALTHOUGH I DOUBT IT. I RODE HER HOME AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE BUT IS THERE ANYTHING I WOULD NOTICE RIGHT AWAY IF THERE WAS SOMETHING PUT IN THERE. I SWEAR TO CHRIST IM READY TO F#$%$^&\\; KILL SOMEBODY.
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RE: PLEASE!!! I NEED A SERIOUS F#####CALM ME DOWN.
Man, not to be a jerk, but stop being such a pu$$y! Drain the tank, pull the petcock and check the screen. After that, buy a new cap, put it together and stop whining.
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I'm sure your super cool skull cap woulda run off the tough guy bikers but those darn college kids just don't know hardcore biker gas caps when they see 'em. You know that only wicked tough guys runs skull gas caps.
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As far as the bouncer watching your bike, I'm sure he was far too busy pervin' on the teenage tail to be worrying about your gnarly cool hawg.
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What a clown.
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I'm sure your super cool skull cap woulda run off the tough guy bikers but those darn college kids just don't know hardcore biker gas caps when they see 'em. You know that only wicked tough guys runs skull gas caps.
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As far as the bouncer watching your bike, I'm sure he was far too busy pervin' on the teenage tail to be worrying about your gnarly cool hawg.
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What a clown.
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RE: PLEASE!!! I NEED A SERIOUS F#####CALM ME DOWN.
Feel your pain but youll get over it just do what Mr B said and move on,I had the lid stolen off my 80 FLT at a bar I went to for 14 yrs(regular) and a couple \\;weeks later the dumb sh.t that stoll it had it on his bike without even trying to repaint it,needless to say I wasnt kicked out of the bar \\;when I cold cocked him......He was what ya call a Low Life son a bitch.
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Dude...chill out. If the bike made it home forget about it. Top off the tank to dilute any beer they may have poured in there as there is enough ethanol in the gas today to absorb it and burn it off. It's just a gas cap. Get a new one and be thankful they didn't knock it over. I had some old blue haired lady hit my bike once in a shopping center and when I came out it was laying on it's side leaking gas &\\; oil with a broken mirror, scratched pipes &\\; a big f'in dent in the tank. She was gone and some guy witnessed the whole thing but didn't get her licence number ( he was too busy holding his huge brain upright). I wished she would have stolen my freakin gas cap. 
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Wow......that was over 20 years ago and it still pisses me off........[
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Wow......that was over 20 years ago and it still pisses me off........[
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WOW THANKS MR BLONDE !!! OBVIOUSLY IVE BEEN DRINKING AND IM JUST LOOKING TO VENT AND MORE CONCERNED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANK \\; AND NOT THAT THEY STOLE MY 15.OO CAP. BUT SINCE UR OBVIOUSLY SUPER ORIGINAL AND CAME UP WITH THE RESERVOIR DOGS SCREEN NAME MAYBE U SHOULD JUST CONTINUE TO PUT UP POSTS ABOUT WHAT CHAPS U WEAR DURING DIFFERENT SEASONS AND WHAT STICKERS DO U WEAR ON UR HELMET? JITBAG. AND BY THE WAY SINCE IM \\; SUCH A ***** U ARE OBVIOUSLY RUNNING FOR TOUGHEST BROTHER IN THE BIKER WORLD WHILE U SIT AT HOME POSTING ON THE INTERNET.
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Wow, you do need to calm down. All this over a gas cap?
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TO ALL THE REST THAT RESPONDED UR RIGHT I DO NEED TO CALM DOWN BUT WHEN U COME OUT OF THE BAR AFTER A FEW BEERS AND A GOOD NIGHT AND U FIND THAT I DON'T THINK IM THE ONLY ONE THAT WOULD LOSE THEIR F###### MIND. ALTHOUGH IM ITALIAN SO MAYBE MY TEMPER IS ALREADY AGITATED TO BEGIN WITH. THANKS FOR CALMING ME DWN
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WOW THANKS MR BLONDE !!! OBVIOUSLY IVE BEEN DRINKING AND IM JUST LOOKING TO VENT AND MORE CONCERNED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANK \\;\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\; AND NOT THAT THEY STOLE MY 15.OO CAP. BUT SINCE UR OBVIOUSLY SUPER ORIGINAL AND CAME UP WITH THE RESERVOIR DOGS SCREEN NAME MAYBE U SHOULD JUST CONTINUE TO PUT UP POSTS ABOUT WHAT CHAPS U WEAR DURING DIFFERENT SEASONS AND WHAT STICKERS DO U WEAR ON UR HELMET? JITBAG. AND BY THE WAY SINCE IM \\;\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\; SUCH A ***** U ARE OBVIOUSLY RUNNING FOR TOUGHEST BROTHER IN THE BIKER WORLD WHILE U SIT AT HOME POSTING ON THE INTERNET.
WOW THANKS MR BLONDE !!! OBVIOUSLY IVE BEEN DRINKING AND IM JUST LOOKING TO VENT AND MORE CONCERNED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANK \\;\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\; AND NOT THAT THEY STOLE MY 15.OO CAP. BUT SINCE UR OBVIOUSLY SUPER ORIGINAL AND CAME UP WITH THE RESERVOIR DOGS SCREEN NAME MAYBE U SHOULD JUST CONTINUE TO PUT UP POSTS ABOUT WHAT CHAPS U WEAR DURING DIFFERENT SEASONS AND WHAT STICKERS DO U WEAR ON UR HELMET? JITBAG. AND BY THE WAY SINCE IM \\;\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\; SUCH A ***** U ARE OBVIOUSLY RUNNING FOR TOUGHEST BROTHER IN THE BIKER WORLD WHILE U SIT AT HOME POSTING ON THE INTERNET.
You're a fool. I hope they pissed in your tank. I wouldn't doubt the bouncer had every part of it. Having watched you roll up on your pathetic ride I woulda done the same thing and laughed my *** off when you came out whinin' like a bitch.
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Turn your fuggin' caps off.
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Head back to the pole swinger's club and attempt to pick up some girls. You need a blow job, chode.
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I'm glad you feel better, though. The better you feel the less we have to listen to your sad moaning.
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