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Hit by a bird on the right knee this summer riding to work. Hit by a wasp/yellowjacket/some kind of stinging sucker on the left ear a couple/three weeks ago. It somehow managed to thread the needle on my earstraps and stung me right inside the ear. Not fun.
Got hit in the shoulder by a hawk. been swarmed by grasshoppers. I couldn't get them out of my hair, gave up and had to shave my head. Worst is a swarm of Mormon Crickets. Slicks up a road bad.
I hit the deer going about 60. I tucked down and hit the throttle. When I woke up I was staring at the stars. The Fatboy slid 160+ feet down the road, total loss. At the time PA had a helmet law. All I had was some SERIOUS road rash. Ground down the toe of my right steel tip engineer boot. Nothing broken , just sore as heck for about a week. The deer was some thoroughly tenderized venison. The deer just jumped right in front of me, very little time to react.
That's awesome, and lucky, good thing to do I guess on your part. Man those Fat Boys are fatttt....
Since I don't own a bike yet Ill list my bicycle run in's:
2004 Volvo running a red and me going over the handle bars as I collided on the intersection. Broken collarbone, and yes Volvo's are pretty tough cars...
Hit a german shepherd in the nose that was crossing the road ahead of me.
He was looking the other way right until I was almost on him.
I guess maybe he couldn't hear very well.
Anyway, he turned his head just as I went by & his nose hit my right shin.
I had on boots but it swelled up like a goose egg!
I bet his schnozz didn't look so great either!
Hornet up my sleeve, rock in the forehead (first time I ever saw stars in the daytime), bird crap, the pavement........and my wife has reached over from her bike at stop lights and smacked me in the back of the head a few times, but that was my own fault for looking where I shouldn't have been
Numerous bugs, one bee sting, a squirrel and a Dodge truck.
The squirrel when for a short ride with me.....got on my left legs and made a few laps around my calf and he finally jumped back off.
The truck swerved into my lane and I swerved as much as I could....but it wasn't enough. Took off my mirror and broke my highway peg off and bruised my arm pretty bad. I was able to ride it out but he almost took out my hubby behind me as well. Then the a-hole didn't even stop. Hubby saw me ride it out then turned around to chase him but he was gone. To this day if I see a white Dodge truck coming, I move over.
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