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Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:13 PM
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Default HELP ME!!! I'M Stuck!!!

All winter,, I walk pass my bikes, they sit their in their Frozen state..
Sunday,, I walk by,, (after several beers),, I could swear the Ultra was
crying, from neglect,
So I Lean over ta give her a little kiss,,,,,,,,,,,

NOW my Fuggin lips are STUCK TO THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!


HELLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:17 PM
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Is there a sawz-all within reach?
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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start er up!
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:38 PM
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Warm water should help. If you can't get to any warm water, ahh nevermind
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:38 PM
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I read ya Freaking cold & icy outside. I love my babies too. I keep the lights on for em. They look sad. Im sad miss sitting on them feeling there warm vibration. Hate the Winter and what it brings. 50-60 days and counting then it will warm up some.
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:43 PM
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Close your eyes and imagine riding down your favorite road with some new mods you've always wanted but couldn't afford. The drool will loosen your lips.
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Mine's in the dining room...nice and warm!!!
 
Old Jan 26, 2009 | 04:49 PM
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I , was, thinkin about sittin on it,and daydreamin,, but I just got out of the shower and was neked!!!
 
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