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Mar 24, 2009 | 11:35 PM

#271

King Crimson

Tourer

Joined: Aug 2008

Posts: 340

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From: Illinois

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kbore

Duhhh. Yea, you broke the rule of spread legs. The seat has nothin to it, the SEAT is not sacred- its the chick on the back of your bike with her legs spread so wide your @ss fits between them rule- that's the problem. Even if it was just a ride, its the symbolism- the legs spread open with your big *** between them. Thats why dudes dont ride with dudes.

Stop a little too fast and you break the ol' "****-squashed-all-over-your-back" rule.

And damn dude, you told her about it? WTF? Do we need to review the "right thing versus the best thing" too?

Jeez....I rode my aunt on my bike....is that like incest?

Mar 24, 2009 | 11:44 PM

#272

fairplay

Road Master

Joined: Nov 2006

Posts: 1,051

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From: McHenry, IL

somebody on the second page talked about picking up a hitch hiker gal.. lets get some details on that one. or at least make some up.

Mar 25, 2009 | 03:20 AM

#273

Beauregard

Cruiser

Joined: Feb 2009

Posts: 227

Likes: 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by elPrez

Yes you did....you are toast. Buy a new seat, might help the situation.
God help you if your friend used your wifes helmet!

LOL, "Buy a new seat," ...buy a new bike! yeah, thats pretty much a no-no whether its your wife or your girlfriend. Good luck with that one.

Mar 25, 2009 | 07:42 AM

#274

hoosierhog88

Road Warrior

Joined: Nov 2005

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From: Contributor to HDForums.com

Hey, you are the **** of the roost. Since when did you lose your *********?

She should be thankful to have such a caring individual for a husband.

Mar 25, 2009 | 07:59 AM

#275

hagger

Banned

Joined: Dec 2008

Posts: 26,340

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From: Winterwonderland

You've had it buddy! She will lord this over you for the rest of your life! If it was me, I'd bail while I still had all my protruding members in tact. If your still sleeping in the same bed, she's just bidding her time, waiting for the right moment to pounce.
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

Mar 25, 2009 | 09:22 AM

#276

Unome

Ultimate HDF Member

Joined: Sep 2006

Posts: 8,423

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From: Ellenwood, GA - The Ghetto Part

Quote:

Originally Posted by hagger

What is it one comedian said?

Something like "Married men don't bother to remember the mistakes they made. No use in wasting the brain power of 2 people remembering those things."

Mar 25, 2009 | 09:31 AM

#277

thomaskray

Road Master

Joined: Aug 2008

Posts: 1,026

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From: Carroll County, Maryland

don't know why this would bother anyone. If fooling around is the the issue, it's much easier to fool around in a truck than on a bike. Maybe it's the legs spread apart when she's on the back off the bike. But even then, it's kinda hard to screw her with your lower back. It's not like she's sitting on your face during the ride home.

Last edited by thomaskray; Mar 25, 2009 at 09:59 AM.

Mar 25, 2009 | 10:33 AM

#278

yankeeflyer72

Road Captain

Joined: Jul 2008

Posts: 523

Likes: 1

From: Western Washington

September of '07 I took a gal on the back of my Wide Glide to San Diego, I live in Washington,and back up through Laughlin ,Las Vegas and Reno and back to Bellingham where she lived. I'm in Bremerton. We were gone 11 days and ran 4300 miles. The wife wasn`t very understanding about that one. I Pert Neer ate the 'Big One' over that mess. Probably won`t be doin' that agin'.... Waaayyyy old enough to know better but still have a little 'Renegade' in me at 59.....