that is awesome!!
Farrah Fawcett made it to Heaven
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Farrah Fawcett made it to Heaven
God bless her, Farrah made it to Heaven.
At the Gates, St. Peter welcomed Farrah with open arms.
“Why?” asked Farrah… “How did I make it in?”
St. Peter responded “God believes you deserve a place in Heaven.”
“You’re basically a loving and good person, and even though you never married
Ryan, you never cheated on him. You’ve had your crosses to endure, including
the problems with your son.”
Farrah thanked St. Peter, and ask if she could be granted one wish from God as
she crossed the threshold of the Gate into Heaven. St. Peter hesitated, then said “yes my child, Our Lord will hear your request.”
Farrah spoke softly, “In hope for my son, and all troubled parents of the world, I wish all children will be saved”
“done” said St. Peter
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Flash Headline News: Michael Jackson has died.
As Michael approached the River Styx, on the border of Hades, the ferryman Charon approached him hastily.
“Michael, you can not enter Hades in your condition.” said Charon.
“Why, am I not dead?” said Michael.
“Of course you are… but Satan will surely be taken aback that you have not completed your transformation” said Charon.
“Oh….you mean I am still not white enough… and my nose keeps falling off.” said Michael
“Exactly… but I have a solution for that.” said Charon
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Flash Headline News: 'Oxy-Clean' and 'Mighty Putty' infomercial pitchman Billy Mays has died.
At the Gates, St. Peter welcomed Farrah with open arms.
“Why?” asked Farrah… “How did I make it in?”
St. Peter responded “God believes you deserve a place in Heaven.”
“You’re basically a loving and good person, and even though you never married
Ryan, you never cheated on him. You’ve had your crosses to endure, including
the problems with your son.”
Farrah thanked St. Peter, and ask if she could be granted one wish from God as
she crossed the threshold of the Gate into Heaven. St. Peter hesitated, then said “yes my child, Our Lord will hear your request.”
Farrah spoke softly, “In hope for my son, and all troubled parents of the world, I wish all children will be saved”
“done” said St. Peter
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Flash Headline News: Michael Jackson has died.
As Michael approached the River Styx, on the border of Hades, the ferryman Charon approached him hastily.
“Michael, you can not enter Hades in your condition.” said Charon.
“Why, am I not dead?” said Michael.
“Of course you are… but Satan will surely be taken aback that you have not completed your transformation” said Charon.
“Oh….you mean I am still not white enough… and my nose keeps falling off.” said Michael
“Exactly… but I have a solution for that.” said Charon
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Flash Headline News: 'Oxy-Clean' and 'Mighty Putty' infomercial pitchman Billy Mays has died.
Last edited by agapsdiver; Jun 28, 2009 at 05:06 PM.
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I was saddened by Billy Mays as I do like that show Pitchmen on the Discovery channel. They took something that was boring and crappy as infomercial TV and made it interesting. Same with people who shovel ****, and stuff like that, and made Mike Rowe a star on Dirty Jobs. Then they took something very unknown, crab fishing and made a hit with Deadliest Catch.
I could live with the Discovery channel itself. The Bear Grylls and Will Ferrel in in the wild was hilarious.
I could live with the Discovery channel itself. The Bear Grylls and Will Ferrel in in the wild was hilarious.