Caught with my pants down.
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ORIGINAL: BigGeorge
The suited guy probably has to sit down to pee and he was just jealous. I took a big dump in a culvert about 2 weeks ago. Back country road, no one for a mile in any direction. Hey when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO!!!!!
The suited guy probably has to sit down to pee and he was just jealous. I took a big dump in a culvert about 2 weeks ago. Back country road, no one for a mile in any direction. Hey when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO!!!!!
I LIKED THE COMMENT OF MARKING THE SPOT AND USING IT AGAIN.
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ORIGINAL: dastark
I thought that'd get your attention. I haven't ridden in a few days. Today it's nice. I leave work to head out to take the long way home. This time of year the cattle are out with thier calves. I grew up on a farm and this is a springtime thing I look forward to. F.F. Long, hot day at work. Ice tea. Gotta pee! I mean, GOTTA PEE! Found the nearest culvert. Walked down into the ditch and....ahhhhh. Come up from the ditch to be greeted by some suited S.O.B. saying he's sick and tired of the likes of me . Now there wasn't a home within my sight. (I'm shy like that). Say's he going home to call the police. I smiled and said to say hello. I know most of the force. He took off like a bat out of he!!. Folliowed him home. Non confrontational. Clearly not a country boy. Big snazzy home down the road from many farmers. You can't tell me he hasn't pee'd in the sticks from time to time. Thanks for listening to me **** and moan. L.O.L.
I thought that'd get your attention. I haven't ridden in a few days. Today it's nice. I leave work to head out to take the long way home. This time of year the cattle are out with thier calves. I grew up on a farm and this is a springtime thing I look forward to. F.F. Long, hot day at work. Ice tea. Gotta pee! I mean, GOTTA PEE! Found the nearest culvert. Walked down into the ditch and....ahhhhh. Come up from the ditch to be greeted by some suited S.O.B. saying he's sick and tired of the likes of me . Now there wasn't a home within my sight. (I'm shy like that). Say's he going home to call the police. I smiled and said to say hello. I know most of the force. He took off like a bat out of he!!. Folliowed him home. Non confrontational. Clearly not a country boy. Big snazzy home down the road from many farmers. You can't tell me he hasn't pee'd in the sticks from time to time. Thanks for listening to me **** and moan. L.O.L.
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RE: Caught with my pants down.
Damned good thing I read this thread. I going out and putting a roll of toilet paper in my bags right away! You can pee and bang it against a tree, but what are you going to do if nature calls at the back door? Wow.
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RE: Caught with my pants down.
What ever you do, repeat, what ever you do; DO NOT USE LEAVES OF THREE. This is vital information, do not forget it.
ORIGINAL: BBDeluxe
Damned good thing I read this thread. I going out and putting a roll of toilet paper in my bags right away! You can pee and bang it against a tree, but what are you going to do if nature calls at the back door? Wow.
Bones
Damned good thing I read this thread. I going out and putting a roll of toilet paper in my bags right away! You can pee and bang it against a tree, but what are you going to do if nature calls at the back door? Wow.
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RE: Caught with my pants down.
Here's someting pretty crazy. Here in MI., If an officer chooses he can ticket you for indecent exposure. Then you are listed on the state sex offender list. Here on out I'm ****!n in the chaps and let blow out the bottom of my leg. Hope I don"t have to poop. Oh well, My saddles's a little hard anyway.
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