Wtff
Road Warrior
Joined: Sep 2009
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From: Fort Worth, Texas
Blow her off and you will be in her panties by the end of the month.
Im 35 and I cant tell you how many looks I get when I pull up on my bike at the college. Im the only straight guy in the Elementary Ed program. Then once they find out I am a fulll time single father, its like shooting fish in a barrel..
Im 35 and I cant tell you how many looks I get when I pull up on my bike at the college. Im the only straight guy in the Elementary Ed program. Then once they find out I am a fulll time single father, its like shooting fish in a barrel..
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Joined: Oct 2006
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From: The Peach State
Im in college now, just turned 21 years old about a month ago.. So im talkin to this girl in class the other day. were talkin for a while and the subject of cars comes up so i tell her that I have a bike. She got really excited and said she always wanted a bike and her brother has one and all this stuff. Then she asks, " so you have a honda?'no' a suzuki?'no' yamaha?'nope'.. Dont tell me you have one of those old man Harleys! What are you gonna grow a long beard and get a bunch of skull tattoos now?" 
At that point I got pretty pissed off, its the actual first thing that I bought myself without borrowing money and its my baby! And i do have tattoos,( just not skulls)
So i told her that i would never ride one of them crotch rockets, and walked away.. lets just say its gonna be an awkward class next week! haha
figured i would share that with you guys... It really ticked me off
At that point I got pretty pissed off, its the actual first thing that I bought myself without borrowing money and its my baby! And i do have tattoos,( just not skulls)
So i told her that i would never ride one of them crotch rockets, and walked away.. lets just say its gonna be an awkward class next week! haha
figured i would share that with you guys... It really ticked me off
Road Warrior
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,896
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From: North Lima, Ohio
She was most likely raised in a family of jap bike riders. Her ol man probly had a GW and brothers had crotch rockets. That means that she dont know any better. Sit her *** on the rack and hit the road. Within a few miles, she will become educated. Then my friend, you can hit it till the cows come home!
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Big Kahuna HDF Member
Joined: Feb 2006
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From: USA
DUDE: You missed your total opener....
She ranks on your bike and you get you nuts in a knot? How about " Oh I see you have never ridden on a Harley?" ..."Well, most girls your age say the same thing but find they really like the ride." Then walk away.
She will be begging for a ride in a week....once she feels the vibration...GAME OVER....
She ranks on your bike and you get you nuts in a knot? How about " Oh I see you have never ridden on a Harley?" ..."Well, most girls your age say the same thing but find they really like the ride." Then walk away.She will be begging for a ride in a week....once she feels the vibration...GAME OVER....