Wtff
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From: Fairmont, Wv
Better yet, take her friends for a ride, They will talk. Then when she comes begging, jnust look at her and say "You are too young to ride an old man's bike" There will be PLENTY who will just walk up to you and ask for a ride.
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From: NEPA
He's in for sure!!! Just watch yourself OP......This is how I ended up Married 
Captaincaveman,
Everythime I see your name I think of that Cartoon that used to be on. All I can hear is CAPTIAN CAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAN!!!!
Captaincaveman,
Everythime I see your name I think of that Cartoon that used to be on. All I can hear is CAPTIAN CAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAN!!!!
Cruiser
Joined: Jan 2010
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From: MD
Im in college now, just turned 21 years old about a month ago.. So im talkin to this girl in class the other day. were talkin for a while and the subject of cars comes up so i tell her that I have a bike. She got really excited and said she always wanted a bike and her brother has one and all this stuff. Then she asks, " so you have a honda?'no' a suzuki?'no' yamaha?'nope'.. Dont tell me you have one of those old man Harleys! What are you gonna grow a long beard and get a bunch of skull tattoos now?" 
At that point I got pretty pissed off, its the actual first thing that I bought myself without borrowing money and its my baby! And i do have tattoos,( just not skulls)
So i told her that i would never ride one of them crotch rockets, and walked away.. lets just say its gonna be an awkward class next week! haha
figured i would share that with you guys... It really ticked me off
At that point I got pretty pissed off, its the actual first thing that I bought myself without borrowing money and its my baby! And i do have tattoos,( just not skulls)
So i told her that i would never ride one of them crotch rockets, and walked away.. lets just say its gonna be an awkward class next week! haha
figured i would share that with you guys... It really ticked me off
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From: The Peach State
Say hello to The Coyote. You boys should be able to compare notes. I hear he's got quite the line of credit with local and online sex shops who cater to specialized tastes. 
Funny, one of the leather shops in Helen, GA has a back room for all your S&M needs. I'm always confused when I first go in there though since I ride horses too and it's like a saddle/tack shop in alot of ways - leather, whips and chains Oh My! 
Tourer
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From: Baltimore!
You know what they say, Georgia... (and I'm definitely NOT speaking for myself when I say...) "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"
An ex of mine used to say that so I was always willing to indulge her... whims... lol
An ex of mine used to say that so I was always willing to indulge her... whims... lol
Road Warrior
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From: Fort Worth, Texas
May? Say hello to The Coyote. You boys should be able to compare notes. I hear he's got quite the line of credit with local and online sex shops who cater to specialized tastes. Funny, one of the leather shops in Helen, GA has a back room for all your S&M needs. I'm always confused when I first go in there though since I ride horses too and it's like a saddle/tack shop in alot of ways - leather, whips and chains Oh My!
Say hello to The Coyote. You boys should be able to compare notes. I hear he's got quite the line of credit with local and online sex shops who cater to specialized tastes. Funny, one of the leather shops in Helen, GA has a back room for all your S&M needs. I'm always confused when I first go in there though since I ride horses too and it's like a saddle/tack shop in alot of ways - leather, whips and chains Oh My!
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From: The Peach State
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From: My house
Young man next time you run into that situation when she says, honda, suzuki, yamaha whatever, when she says you have an old man bike, just say really I had no idea, then say damn,,,, and to think I had Harley Davidson tattooed on my dick,, and thank goodness that Harley's the only word showing at the moment and then ask her is she sure she doesn't want to ride your Harley Davidson.
Road Captain
Joined: Feb 2009
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From: Detroit, MI
If you really want her, buy a crotch rocket, pluck you eyebrows, get a toaster tan, a ed hardy t-shirt two sizes too small and spike you hair staight up. Girls under say 27yo. are almost retarded. Or be yourself and enjoy life and not worry what anyone else thinks.