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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by FLUltrarider
I agree with the call the detailer reply! Just smile and write the check! The bikini bike wash is another good idea.
All these washes are good for is a chubby in your pants.

Problem is the ladies sometimes drop their rags on the ground, pick it up with embedded gravel, dirt and then resume wiping paint. I've seen this many times. Just keep an eye on the ladies...this shouldn't be a problem.

 
Old Apr 27, 2010 | 03:57 PM
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Please, do not wash, spray, wipe, or detail your bikes. I need the business.
 
Old Apr 27, 2010 | 04:56 PM
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Use your Car Wash Shampoo with Paint Conditioners. About $8Gallon.
Use a Car Wash Mit
Some Wheel Cleaner specific for your Wheels
Hose that baby down
Wash it liberally with lots of soap
Spray your Tires, Brakes, Rims
Wash it off with the Car Soap
Blow Dry it off with a Shop Vac or Leaf Blower
Dry off with an old Bath Towel that you did not use Downy on.

You can easily wash and dry a bike in less than 30 minutes.

Originally Posted by stano
I'm always riding and can't keep up with cleaning my bike. What's the easiest cleaning method?
 
Old Apr 27, 2010 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Terly
I wipe it down with lemon pledge after a ride doesn’t take much time at all and it works great!
Terly stole my thunder - good ole Lemon Pledge & a microfiber towel - does a gr8 detail & keeps the dust off (trust us)...
 
Old Apr 27, 2010 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Geoff
All these washes are good for is a chubby in your pants.

Problem is the ladies sometimes drop their rags on the ground, pick it up with embedded gravel, dirt and then resume wiping paint. I've seen this many times. Just keep an eye on the ladies...this shouldn't be a problem.

well if that happens i'll just ask her to remove her bikini and wipe the bike down with that.
 
Old May 1, 2010 | 12:15 AM
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Ride in the rain, (I'll carry a towel to wipe down) I like. Detail on Sundays? Maybe on Thursdays! Thanks for all cleaning tips!!
 
Old May 1, 2010 | 01:13 AM
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I dunno have not cleaned my bike. I bought it to ride not to clean waiting on the rain to clean it.
 
Old May 1, 2010 | 01:23 AM
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+1 for riding in the rain and toweling it off when you get home. not kidding, not being glib: i dont wash my bike much, twice a year at most... hm upon reflection, maybe once a year, not including wiping down after riding in the rain.

the chain gets weekly cleaning and lube. the tire are checked weekly too. brake pads, well, whenever i change tires, or every couple of months when i do plugs, oil, or other maintenance.

washing? not so much.
 
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Originally Posted by Geoff
All these washes are good for is a chubby in your pants.

Problem is the ladies sometimes drop their rags on the ground, pick it up with embedded gravel, dirt and then resume wiping paint. I've seen this many times. Just keep an eye on the ladies...this shouldn't be a problem.



I didnt know you had women like that in Il... WOW!
 
Old May 1, 2010 | 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by frenchbiker
I dunno, I'll have to ask her.
Funny, I was just thinkin the same thing...

Anyway, I spend more quality time ridin the thing than cleanin it. Biggest reason chrome is not my favorite color.
 



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