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Old Jan 5, 2011 | 03:21 PM
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OK guys & gals, I would like some help on a come back for this quote. Intelligent yet sarcastic one would be great! Here is the quote.

"Harley Davidson: The worlds' most efficient method of turning gasoline into noise without the harmful side effect of horsepower."
 
Old Jan 5, 2011 | 03:32 PM
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"Heinz 57": The worlds' most efficient method of turning noise into gas with the harmful side effect!
 
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I"m usually pretty good at smart *** comebacks but your avitar has me so phukin distracted I can't seem to think straight.
 
Old Jan 5, 2011 | 03:37 PM
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Show um a picture of that girls *** in your avitar!
 
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Normally, when "intelligent yet sarcastic" is mentioned in polite social circles my name frequently pops up. However; after a rather lengthy study of your avatar, I'm afraid the only thing that has popped up is neither intelligent nor sarcastic. Boners typically aren't very useful for snappy comebacks although they have been known to be employed as a friendly weapon from time to time.

However; you might try this retort the next time another gentleman comments on the performance abilities of your scooter:

"Oh yeah, well that's not what your girlfriend thinks about my Harley"!
 
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Well I would love to put that pic of my wife along with the new quote, but that won't happen. LOL. It's a rice burning crotch rocket dude that has this quote in question. Maybe that will help.
 
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"Crotch rocket: The worlds' most efficient method of turning gasoline into noise without the harmful side effect of looks, class & ***."
 
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OK guys & gals, I would like some help on a come back for this quote. Intelligent yet sarcastic one would be great! Here is the quote.

"Harley Davidson: The worlds' most efficient method of turning gasoline into noise without the harmful side effect of horsepower."
Just tell them that the "most efficient" part isn't true.
 



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