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A man has to find something politically correct to do with his fingers after looking at middle aged women dressed like they're 22 all day long...
LOL, since I'm 53, middle aged means at least 55. And the alternative to putting these thoughts down was to stick my fingers down my throart for a good puke. Makes the coffee taste bad, though.
The original post was great man,had me laughing out loud.I've reread it about 3 times....
I've always heard that expectations rise sharply after somebody makes chief. However, E4s through E6s never set their sights higher'n they can reach. As one old smokin' boat sailor said, "the best I ever had was a 3 foot tall one legged gal with the whoopin' cough and a temperature of a hunnerd and four."
After you've seen 300 chromed-out Sloptails, and 300 chromed-out Road Kills, and 300 chromed-out Evo Sporties, a ratty ol' oil drippin' Shovel really looks fine.
Same with Ironheads, I get more looks than anything else at my dealer events
After you've seen 300 chromed-out Sloptails, and 300 chromed-out Road Kills, and 300 chromed-out Evo Sporties, a ratty ol' oil drippin' Shovel really looks fine.
It's sorta of the same way with women sometimes....
LMAO.. thats good stuff there.... I am more than happy to see the middle agers dressing like 22. Ill happily judge whether they should or shouldnt dress like that AFTER the fact!!
Dan
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