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Apr 25, 2011 | 12:01 AM

Good Time Gang

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From: swamp-east missouri

hand "employment" on the open road

the other day my wife and i were out for a ride when she started reaching around. before i knew it i was riding in full glory with the wind through my very short hair! she stopped before the point of no return for fear of what a 75 mph load might do. am i alone in enjoying this? i know i enjoy having her as a passenger in my truck, but this might be as much, if not more exciting fun. should we move this to the showdown forum and include pics? LOL! anyone else have encounter this? any tried and true methods for have more "fun" while riding? is there a set etiquette for this type of behavior? ride safe, gtg

Apr 25, 2011 | 12:11 AM

The Guardian

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I've snuck a finger or two occasionally but never had a favor returned.

Apr 25, 2011 | 01:46 AM

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got to stick a finger once for a second a long long time ago.thats it.what everyone says about girls liking guys on bikes. i think it is just urban myth.never worked for me

Apr 25, 2011 | 03:11 AM

PigInaBlanket

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If the safety Officers had a problem with headphones and music on the bike they are going to crap their pants when they see this.

Apr 25, 2011 | 03:51 AM

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So, would you like an explanation about the concepts of fingerless gloves and ***-less chaps now ?

Apr 25, 2011 | 04:03 AM

PigInaBlanket

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They are talking about using the finger on a woman though edilgdaor...

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Apr 25, 2011 | 06:34 AM

jarhead59

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Originally Posted by j1mmy

got to stick a finger once for a second a long long time ago.thats it.what everyone says about girls liking guys on bikes. i think it is just urban myth.never worked for me

I can"t believe I'm going to help a buckeye. The bike is just the tool we use to get laid, you must however pre-lubricate the victim before applying the tool, and alchohol is the preferred lubricant. Most of this work should be done at night as night air relaxes the target and makes the lubricant more efficient. CAUTION: Do not OVER lubricate as this can cause unsafe riding conditions. I am positive those that have used this method will confirm it's effectivness.