How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

you forgot about the 2 that will be offended by lightbulbs, and ask to have the bulb photos removed.....[sm=exactly.gif]

 

This post is in no way related to Harley's and should be removed or relocated to the Humor threads. Anyone for a poll on this?

 

What about the 1 eco-biker that suggests we change over to LED lighting to save energy and the planet?

 

you forgot

1 to say USE THE DAMN SEARCH FEATURE AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE TO SEE IF THERE ALREADY EXISTS A THREAD ON LIGHT BULBS!
1 heatherC to post a hot pic of herself dressed only in a lightbulb

this was funny, very original and o so true

 

If the lightbulb (or light bulb) was made by HD, then there needs at least 5 to complain about the poor quality and how it was probably made in Taiwan.

4 more to whine about the President, because it's his fault they are using a foreign made lightbulb (or light bulb).

And on and on and on...........

Jim

 

Your forgot the member, that will start his own spin off thread, entitled " Have you ever changed a lightbulb like this?"

 

and of course zukeeper, who will ask if the lightbulb has a sister

 

your guys are funny

 

and you'll have the democrats that complain that
1. the job should have been done by a teamster electritrian
2.changing the bulb was just a republican ploy to use more energy
3.why werent they informed prior to the changing of the bulb so they could leak the information to cnn
4.and finally worries that the extra light may give away there position when they implemant there "head in the sand stratigy"