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Old Oct 31, 2011 | 01:55 PM
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An elderly man riding a Harley was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."
 
Old Oct 31, 2011 | 05:07 PM
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Hahah
 
Old Oct 31, 2011 | 05:43 PM
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Majored in that class
finally flunked out of that particular instructor after 11 yrs
 
Old Oct 31, 2011 | 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by firefighter616
Majored in that class
finally graduated from that particular instructor after 11 yrs
there , i fixed it for ya !
 
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Good one!
 
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Yep that's funny.
 
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I'm on my 4th lecturer......
 
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Originally Posted by not_so_newb
there , i fixed it for ya !
Thank you very much
 
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That is a good one.

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That's why I don't have an instructor.
 



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