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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 10:28 PM
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Default while checkin in at hotel at the last rally,,oooops

I finished at the counter,, and backed into a large breasted woman standing in line,,
I look at her,, all I could say was, "excuse me mam,,
,,If your heart is as big as your breasts, youll forgive me.!"
she replies,,"honey if your D1ck is as har as your elbow,, I'm in room 202!!!!!"

then wife pipes in,,, "And his D1ck is locked inthe saddle bags!"



 
Old Dec 9, 2006 | 11:08 PM
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LMAO [sm=funnypostabove.gif][sm=happybounce.gif]
 
Old Dec 9, 2006 | 11:20 PM
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Paula would have done a lot more damage to me than just say something witty! [&:]
 
Old Dec 10, 2006 | 11:57 AM
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Too funny same thing happened to me once.
 
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 02:57 AM
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How come nothing happends like that, to ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:@]
 
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 03:52 AM
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How come nothing happends like that, to ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:@]


It did, but you turned around to see a man!!!!
 
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Pretty funny.
 
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 02:08 PM
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Paula would have done a lot more damage to me than just say something witty! [&:]

LOL

Who said she didn't give a good yank on the straps of the saddle bag? [:@]



OMG............ ya'll have me just chuckling here!!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2006 | 02:17 PM
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LOL too funny rm. 202 uh.......
 
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Paula would have done a lot more damage to me than just say something witty! [&:]

LOL

Who said she didn't give a good yank on the straps of the saddle bag? [:@]



OMG............ ya'll have me just chuckling here!!
HAH! My wife would have yanked too, but it wouldn't have been on no saddle bag strap. I'm afeared she would have handed me some of my own body parts to examine while she beat me to death!!
 



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