Chick had some balls...
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From: Albuquerque, NM
Chick had some *****...
Today after having a damn good lunch with one of my buds I’m cruising back to work on a two lane that up ahead has the right lane shut down for construction. I always hate these because there’s always some fool that tries to dive in at the last minute into the open lane from the lane that’s shut down.
Traffic is backed up for quite a ways and after many turns of the light I finally get to the point where the right lane has to dump into the left lane which I’m in when a couple of teenie bopper girls in a SideKick with the radio blasting pulls up just to the right of me and slams on the brakes. Luckily they saw me in enough time to stop but it made me want to go get a change of underwear.
I just turned and glared at them with the “If you weren’t a girl I’d….” look. So we are just sitting there until the next change of the light when she starts edging in my lane so I start pulling forward to keep her from cutting in and she actually had the ***** to yell out her window and call me an *** hole.
So I pulled the bike up right in front of her car blocking it, put the kickstand down and walked up to her window and asked her if she wouldn’t mind repeating what she just said. She just looked away to her friend who was offering no support whatsoever as she was sh!tting her pants.
I then told her that I would show her what a real *** hole was like and stood next to her door and started to wave traffic on by as I was holding her there. Everyone driving by was honking and giving me the thumbs up as they had all seen what had happened.
After I was satisfied, I bent down in her window and told her that if I even saw her try to get in the other lane that I would stop, walk back, pull her out of her window and beat the living **** out of her. It took me a couple of more turns of the light to get passed the construction but as long as I could see in my mirror, she stayed exactly where I left her.
I feel a little bad now in hindsight and I sure as hell would never hurt a girl but damn it I was pissed off.[:@]
Maybe I need to up my meds.
Traffic is backed up for quite a ways and after many turns of the light I finally get to the point where the right lane has to dump into the left lane which I’m in when a couple of teenie bopper girls in a SideKick with the radio blasting pulls up just to the right of me and slams on the brakes. Luckily they saw me in enough time to stop but it made me want to go get a change of underwear.
I just turned and glared at them with the “If you weren’t a girl I’d….” look. So we are just sitting there until the next change of the light when she starts edging in my lane so I start pulling forward to keep her from cutting in and she actually had the ***** to yell out her window and call me an *** hole.
So I pulled the bike up right in front of her car blocking it, put the kickstand down and walked up to her window and asked her if she wouldn’t mind repeating what she just said. She just looked away to her friend who was offering no support whatsoever as she was sh!tting her pants.
I then told her that I would show her what a real *** hole was like and stood next to her door and started to wave traffic on by as I was holding her there. Everyone driving by was honking and giving me the thumbs up as they had all seen what had happened.
After I was satisfied, I bent down in her window and told her that if I even saw her try to get in the other lane that I would stop, walk back, pull her out of her window and beat the living **** out of her. It took me a couple of more turns of the light to get passed the construction but as long as I could see in my mirror, she stayed exactly where I left her.
I feel a little bad now in hindsight and I sure as hell would never hurt a girl but damn it I was pissed off.[:@]
Maybe I need to up my meds.
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From: Tasmania, Australia
RE: Chick had some *****...
Well done Paul, people cutting in like that is one of my pet peeves. You can also reach out and take their keys from the ignition and throw them away and let them go looking for them.
Road Warrior
Joined: Oct 2006
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From: Logan, Ohio
RE: Chick had some *****...
HELL YEA!!!Do you know how many times I wished I'd have done that?If I am coming to an area like that that has been there and everyone knows that they can try the "other lane" I will pull out there and slow to the car behind me and ride there till the end and either the car beside will let me over or the car behind them will it's called a rolling road block and if all these ******** would realize that if everyone gets in the open lane as soon as possible and STAYS there it all goes smoother, but I guess thier time is much more important than mine.
Road Master
Joined: Dec 2006
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From: Michigan
RE: Chick had some *****...
dude - NICE JOB!
I would have stopped and gave you a business card to meet up someday while on my scooter to buy you a beer somewhere!
Way to go!
I would have stopped and gave you a business card to meet up someday while on my scooter to buy you a beer somewhere!
Way to go!
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Road Master
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Stafford, Virginia
RE: Chick had some *****...
Maniac ...I see how ya got the moniker - - - No, the girl had no brain - I think you made her day!![sm=youreright.gif]
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