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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by UltraDuke
man that sucks. sorry to hear about that. i did have that happen once, but it was mostly my fault. i picked up some chick at the local watering hole. something in the back of my mind told me not to do it. it wasnt anything that she actually did, it was mostly her 400 pounds that did it. now on, no beer and no fat chicks on the scoot.
Ultraduke, that's what I said too ! No Fat chicks.
I had these hoes checking out my bike,got out of dodge in time.Thought they were going to eat my Fatty.

 

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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by UltraDuke
man that sucks. sorry to hear about that. i did have that happen once, but it was mostly my fault. i picked up some chick at the local watering hole. something in the back of my mind told me not to do it. it wasnt anything that she actually did, it was mostly her 400 pounds that did it. now on, no beer and no fat chicks on the scoot.
How much beer do you have to drink before a 400lb woman gets attractive?
 
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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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apparently one more than i should have had.
 
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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 11:03 AM
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Hey, at least you had a legitimate parts failure. Try getting pinned under the bike because you don't put the jiffy down....looked cool for like 3 seconds.......
 
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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jefnightrain
How much beer do you have to drink before a 400lb woman gets attractive?

I can't even imagine......A number of years ago working in an emergency room I was assisting the doctor with a large (very large) woman who complained of pain near her rectum. Had to help her lie back on the exam table. The doctor (bless her heart) found a pencil lodged near the painful spot. Now you see some strange stuff in ER's so I was doing pretty good until the doc started softly singing; "I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter...."
 
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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Lowbro
Ultraduke, that's what I said too ! No Fat chicks.
I had these hoes checking out my bike,got out of dodge in time.Thought they were going to eat my Fatty.


I bet $100 bucks that if your life depended on it, and you had to pick one of those, the one in the pink bikini would look damn hot!!! I´m a pervert, I know...

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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 11:52 AM
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a good thing to check from now on...twice!! the stand that is.....
 

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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 12:11 PM
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awww man .........I just ate lunch
 
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Originally Posted by mimo
I bet $100 bucks that if your life depended on it, and you had to pick one of those, the one in the pink bikini would look damn hot!!! I´m a pervert, I know...

Mimo.
Thats just great mimo, you just got me to check them out for a second time! There goes my breakfast.....

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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by forever 2 wheels
Out for a nice ride with the family tonight, we stop to eat and it happened. My 1995 Softail kickstand flips all the way forward! My cousin runs over and helps me get the bike off of me. I lost the Leg Stop, Washers and Bolt from the kickstand! Has this ever happened to you?
When a guy drops his bike it's like seeing someone getting kicked in the Nards...every other guy feels his pain.

And then you guys turn this into some sick fat fantasy..lol...Funny as hell...I enjoy the lighter side of these posts
 
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