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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jam436
..let that be a lesson to us all... next time you park next to anything unusual, take a picture, with your glasses on the seat...

Wife: Why the f*#$ are you taking a picture of your bike with two giraffes screwing in the background??
Us idiots: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand...

yup....... lol



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Yeah, but you didn't have to explain why there were pics in the Ipad of your bike in front of a strip club. I got a lot more than just the eyeroll.
that is some funny chit and so true lol
 
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 02:26 PM
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"Ok, but that also works the other way..... I can tell my wife the reason my bike was parked in front of a strip club was just for a forum picture. Didn't think of that one. Next challenge should be a massage parlour!
Would that be with the "Happy Ending" as proof instead of glasses on seat?
 

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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 02:28 PM
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Would that be with the "Happy Ending" as proof?


I can see it now "next up - your bike in front of a tug & rub with happy ending on seat" lmao
 
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 02:30 PM
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 02:34 PM
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You owe me a keyboard!!
 
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My wife is cool about strip clubs, She has gone to a few with me but damn she tosses out way to many bills, I can't afford to take her along.
 
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jam436
I live near an old mom-n-pop "classic cycles" shop (mostly dirty old metric junk is more like it).
So I stopped in the other day and out of 3 dozen or so bikes, I bet 12 of them fit the bill.
But they're packed into this little shop like cord wood.
Figures... I'm not gonna ask them to pull one out just for a picture...
Oh well...
my indi has 10 of these classic babies packed in his shop. I asked. nope was the answer. But I will be able to get some pics of them inside.
 

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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Misbehaven
My wife is cool about strip clubs, She has gone to a few with me but damn she tosses out way to many bills, I can't afford to take her along.
Hey ya never know, she may make a new friend and bring her home...
 
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 03:59 PM
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Hey ya never know, she may make a new friend and bring her home...
That would be fine with me, but she would never go for that.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2013 | 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jam436
..let that be a lesson to us all... next time you park next to anything unusual, take a picture, with your glasses on the seat...

Wife: Why the f*#$ are you taking a picture of your bike with two giraffes screwing in the background??
Us idiots: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand...

OMFG, this made me laugh so hard I farted at such high velocity now my a$$ hurts...
 
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