the funeral (joke)
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the funeral (joke)
The Funeral
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a large pit bull on a leash.
Behind him were perhaps 200 men, walking single file.
The man couldn't suppress his curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time, but I've
never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"This dog?"
He nodded.
"But who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife and the dog turned on her."
A silent, poignant, touching moment of brotherhood passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a large pit bull on a leash.
Behind him were perhaps 200 men, walking single file.
The man couldn't suppress his curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time, but I've
never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"This dog?"
He nodded.
"But who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife and the dog turned on her."
A silent, poignant, touching moment of brotherhood passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
That's probably because you don't have a wife. You lucky Puppy...
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