Rally Itinerary
Pure random outbursts of laughter, falling down, and singing (with or without music playing).
As a newbee, make a mental note of things you should be exposed to this weekend by mingling; listed as follows:
1. Learn what the best motorcycle is.
2. Hear about places to ride that you won't even know what state they're in (but too chicken to ask).
3. Learn what the best beer is.
4. Realize that you matched the wrong husband and wife combo from the last time you saw the crew.
5. Learn what the best liquor is.
6. See a tattoo demonstration.
7. Meet midgets, or at least folks who really really like midgets
8. Try to count all the multiple personalities.
9. Try to guess all the rounds of ammunition available to the FL Crew.
10. Try a mixed-drink combo that you previously thought would explode.
11. Learn about nude photography ( be sober if you end up volunteering for anything)
12. Learn all about home defense, which gun is best at which window, and why.
13. Learn how to lose at poker.
14. Eat something that you've only seen watching survivor episodes.
15. Learn all the words to a song that you really hate, and sing them loudly.
16. Learn where the ice machines are.
17. Count motorcycles, look for your favorite or next bike.
18. Try to figure out who's cigarette lighter it is, that you're holding.
19. Try to find somebody who likes our President
20. Come to a deeper appreciation of "No Rules, Just Ride"
heeee heeeeee heeeee..... see you tomorrow.
I'm so looking forward to just getting away and having tons of fun...less than 24 hours to go!
Everybody remember the cameras and batteries and chargers...and don't forget the items for the initiation rituals for all the newbies...lol
Pure random outbursts of laughter, falling down, and singing (with or without music playing).
As a newbee, make a mental note of things you should be exposed to this weekend by mingling; listed as follows:
1. Learn what the best motorcycle is.
2. Hear about places to ride that you won't even know what state they're in (but too chicken to ask).
3. Learn what the best beer is.
4. Realize that you matched the wrong husband and wife combo from the last time you saw the crew.
5. Learn what the best liquor is.
6. See a tattoo demonstration.
7. Meet midgets, or at least folks who really really like midgets
8. Try to count all the multiple personalities.
9. Try to guess all the rounds of ammunition available to the FL Crew.
10. Try a mixed-drink combo that you previously thought would explode.
11. Learn about nude photography ( be sober if you end up volunteering for anything)
12. Learn all about home defense, which gun is best at which window, and why.
13. Learn how to lose at poker.
14. Eat something that you've only seen watching survivor episodes.
15. Learn all the words to a song that you really hate, and sing them loudly.
16. Learn where the ice machines are.
17. Count motorcycles, look for your favorite or next bike.
18. Try to figure out who's cigarette lighter it is, that you're holding.
19. Try to find somebody who likes our President
20. Come to a deeper appreciation of "No Rules, Just Ride"
heeee heeeeee heeeee..... see you tomorrow.



