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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 09:37 AM
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Subject: A Kiss




It never hurts to smile at a stranger..... or, you might want to save a life, with a simple kiss....


















A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

















The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"








"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.








While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"








So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.








After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"








"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
 
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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 11:47 AM
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I like it. I like it. I like it. But I'm going to have nightmares!
 
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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 05:05 PM
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that is funny. disgusting, but funny
 
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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 07:52 PM
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Ewwew... What he get for butting in... Funny!!
 
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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 08:18 PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzzing... that was awesome!!
 
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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 08:24 PM
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Jerry!!! that's just wrong on more than one level..
 
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Old Jan 16, 2012 | 06:46 PM
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Jerry is this true life experience for yourself or a joke. i don't understand
 
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Old Jan 16, 2012 | 09:15 PM
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That had me smiling. Good joke.
 
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