Biker jokes
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From: Winterwonderland
After Hardluck Hank was nabbed for a bank robbery, he was convicted and sent to prison. The loot from the heist, however, was never recovered.
In his first letter to his OL, HH wrote advising that whatever she did, not to till up the garden plot this year, and not to plant anything until he gave her the word.
The prison censors got a big kick out of that.
Immediatly, the feds were informed and a warrent was issued.
They dug up the entire garden, but found nothing.
HH's OL wrote him immediatly, telling him what had happened.
She soon received this message from him, "O.K. honey, now you can plant the garden".
In his first letter to his OL, HH wrote advising that whatever she did, not to till up the garden plot this year, and not to plant anything until he gave her the word.
The prison censors got a big kick out of that.
Immediatly, the feds were informed and a warrent was issued.
They dug up the entire garden, but found nothing.
HH's OL wrote him immediatly, telling him what had happened.
She soon received this message from him, "O.K. honey, now you can plant the garden".
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From: Winterwonderland
The old head was on trial for selling reefer, and the biker that lived next door to him was called as a witness. The prosecutor asked, "did you ever get any marijuana from the defendant?"
"No sir", answered the bro.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir".
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Sir", interupted The biker, "are we still talkin' about that reefer?"
"No sir", answered the bro.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir".
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Sir", interupted The biker, "are we still talkin' about that reefer?"
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From: Winterwonderland
A biker is reviewing the menu down at the local cat house when he sees, "tropical paradise".
As he is waiting naked in the bed a beautiful polaneisian girl with large breasts enters the room and climbs into the bed with him.
They start with a little foreplay when she suddenly sticks her *** in his face and lets go a huge fart.
"What the hell was that?", he says.
"These are the tropical breezes that blow", says she.
They continue and a few minutes later she starts knocking him about the head and face with her big ****.
"Woa", he says, "what are ya' doin' now?"
"These are the coconuts that fall from the tropical winds", she replies.
Again they continue only to have her, after a few minutes, stand and start pissing all over him.
"Hey!", says the bro, "now what are you doing"?
"These are the warm tropical rains that fall", is her answer.
The biker gets up and starts to get dressed.
The ***** says, "what are you doing?"
"I'm gettin' outta' here," he says, "I can't f**k in weather like this!"
As he is waiting naked in the bed a beautiful polaneisian girl with large breasts enters the room and climbs into the bed with him.
They start with a little foreplay when she suddenly sticks her *** in his face and lets go a huge fart.
"What the hell was that?", he says.
"These are the tropical breezes that blow", says she.
They continue and a few minutes later she starts knocking him about the head and face with her big ****.
"Woa", he says, "what are ya' doin' now?"
"These are the coconuts that fall from the tropical winds", she replies.
Again they continue only to have her, after a few minutes, stand and start pissing all over him.
"Hey!", says the bro, "now what are you doing"?
"These are the warm tropical rains that fall", is her answer.
The biker gets up and starts to get dressed.
The ***** says, "what are you doing?"
"I'm gettin' outta' here," he says, "I can't f**k in weather like this!"
Last edited by hagger; Mar 30, 2009 at 04:05 AM.
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From: Winterwonderland
Scooter driver walks into the local police station and asks the sargeant on duty, "can I talk to the guy who was arrested for breaking into my house last night?"
"I guess so," says the cop, "but what for?"
"I want him to tell me how the f**k he got in without waking up my ol' lady."
"I guess so," says the cop, "but what for?"
"I want him to tell me how the f**k he got in without waking up my ol' lady."
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