Biker jokes
Tourer
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 285
Likes: 0
From: Columbia, Missouri
A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development.
She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.
They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem,
And tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.
A few days later, the woman's phome rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem.
but I'm wondering was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?
The woman stammers, Why , Yes but how did you know?
Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.
She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.
They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem,
And tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.
A few days later, the woman's phome rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem.
but I'm wondering was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?
The woman stammers, Why , Yes but how did you know?
Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.
Road Captain
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 689
Likes: 123
From: NW Suburburbs of Chicago
An ol one
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day,
when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while he turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, ya wanna go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl and she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I'll give you $10 if you hop on back!"
"NO!" says the little girl and she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, this is my last offer! I'll give you 20 bucks and a big bag
of candy if you hop on the back of my bike and we'll go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns toward him and screams out,
"Look Dad- you're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley-
YOU RIDE IT!"
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day,
when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while he turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, ya wanna go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl and she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I'll give you $10 if you hop on back!"
"NO!" says the little girl and she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, this is my last offer! I'll give you 20 bucks and a big bag
of candy if you hop on the back of my bike and we'll go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns toward him and screams out,
"Look Dad- you're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley-
YOU RIDE IT!"
Cruiser
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 109
Likes: 0
From: British Columbia, Canada.
Three aligaters walk into the bar and the bartender says , " hey boys why all the long faces".
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 109
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From: British Columbia, Canada.
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