Good one liners to the ignorant HD remarks
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Good one liners to the ignorant HD remarks
OK lets hear some of the best one liner responses to the most ignorant Harley remarks:
My favorite is:
Q: Hey why are you kicking your bike? Or won't start Eh?
A: No, I'm the place kicker for the Steeler's and I'm training for Sunday's big game.
My favorite is:
Q: Hey why are you kicking your bike? Or won't start Eh?
A: No, I'm the place kicker for the Steeler's and I'm training for Sunday's big game.
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Years ago trading one liners was all in fun between motorcycle riders. It was friendly. Soon after Harley became a status symbol people started making it too serious, anyone with a Harley T-shirt or decal in their back window began trying to defend the name.
I say make it friendly again:
Challenge them to see who can haul the fattest chick at the bar home.
I say make it friendly again:
Challenge them to see who can haul the fattest chick at the bar home.
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Years ago trading one liners was all in fun between motorcycle riders. It was friendly. Soon after Harley became a status symbol people started making it too serious, anyone with a Harley T-shirt or decal in their back window began trying to defend the name.
I say make it friendly again:
Challenge them to see who can haul the fattest chick at the bar home.
I say make it friendly again:
Challenge them to see who can haul the fattest chick at the bar home.
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From: NorthEast Ohio
I had one last summer.
I was out on the bike. I got home, put the bike away, and was walking in the house and realized I ran out of cigarettes. I jump in my car and drive down to the corner store to buy a pack. As I'm getting out of my car, a guy hangin outside the store says to me " Say man, You drivin a Cadillac, but you dressed like you a Harley rider."
My response was "Can't I have both?"
I was out on the bike. I got home, put the bike away, and was walking in the house and realized I ran out of cigarettes. I jump in my car and drive down to the corner store to buy a pack. As I'm getting out of my car, a guy hangin outside the store says to me " Say man, You drivin a Cadillac, but you dressed like you a Harley rider."
My response was "Can't I have both?"
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When I bought my 1200 the salesman tried to talk me out of it. He said "Women bring a lot of these back". I asked him if I looked like I needed training wheels.
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