Anti Monkey Butt Powder ride review
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Anti Monkey Butt Powder ride review
Hey i picked up some of this stuff in the mountains and applied it carefully before riding from Knoxville to Memphis stopping just for gas(400 Miles). 2005 Dyna, Low Rider seat, large sized ***, Hanes briefs. Seemed like the final answer to the red sore *** problem. When i got there my *** was broke out in a light rash and i smelled like an old lady in church on sunday. I tried to back up to a mirror to check it out but couldn't see real well. My ol lady wouldn't take a look either, although she always swore she loved me. Anyone have similar experience with anti monkey butt powder?
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From: Daytona Beach
Yeah I didn't like the monkey either, what solved it for me was biker shorts. Mine are under armour. Now after your description I have to go wash out my eyes with acid, hopefully it will erase the image from my mind.
go ahead and laugh but that Gold Bond,corn starch,and all that stuff is standard equipment for me in the summer..Nothing worse than sweating,and getting a rash that feels like an open wound,and then rubbing salt in it...Makes it hard to walk,sit or do much of anything..if ya know what I mean...Lately have been spraying my ***** with this..works well..
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From: Snow Hill, NC
Slider shorts, Boxer Jox or LD comfort briefs....eliminates most of the skin shear...I used monkey butt powder, works for a little while then reapply. so at the end of the day you have big *** clumps of powder falling out of you pant legs...lol...like bread crumbs....
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From: Ogden, UT
Slider shorts, Boxer Jox or LD comfort briefs....eliminates most of the skin shear...I used monkey butt powder, works for a little while then reapply. so at the end of the day you have big *** clumps of powder falling out of you pant legs...lol...like bread crumbs....
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Slider shorts, Boxer Jox or LD comfort briefs....eliminates most of the skin shear...I used monkey butt powder, works for a little while then reapply. so at the end of the day you have big *** clumps of powder falling out of you pant legs...lol...like bread crumbs....
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