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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 12:04 PM
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ORIGINAL: Jakie

I ran accross this problem already and my wife gave me an idea. We got a tube of that woman cream stuff for down blow trouble.
Man before I applied that stuff I was about to do the dog dragg across the side walk. Almost
instant releif if you can't find any of the other stuff on the road, go to any drug store and this sould give
you releif.
What if it makes you grow breasts?
...on second thought, that might not be bad, you could be your own best friend
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 12:06 PM
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ORIGINAL: Bryan TTM
DO NOT use the gold bond green...its for FEET...not ***** or ***....AIRHAWK is the best for circulation and comfort quote:
ORIGINAL: wendellja
If you can't find Monkey Butt, try using Gold Bond powder (Yellow or Blue. The Green is foot powder is not good on your "jewels."[sm=smiley34.gif]).Okay....okay......2 people here have advocated to NOT use the Gold Bond Green. There must be some funny damn storiesfor them to be able to pass this kind of information on.
must be one of those "ask me how I know" things.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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Picture this. A male biker in leathers (or, in my case a HD textile jacket) with leather boots walks into a store and buys a tube of Vagisil.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 02:30 PM
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Had the same problem years ago. My remedy:

Diamond Gusset jeans. they got extra room in that important area.

Powder. The monkey butt stuff works but corn starch is just as good.

Compression shorts like bicycle riders wear. keeps things from bunching up. never ride for more than an hour without them

Sheepskin pad Alaskaleather is a great company
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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I embarassed to say that the damn beads work....in Texas heat!
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 03:28 PM
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I can just imagine me walking into the local Walgreens and asking the little old lady behind the cash register is she has "Monkey Butt" The look would be priceless ! [sm=happybounce.gif]
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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Anyone know more about sheepskin? Is it worth the $$$
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 04:43 PM
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I just got back from our local CYCLEGEAR store. I bought my first bottle of MONKEY BUTT. They charged $5.99.

 
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I like the green gold bond. The blue gold bond in for feet. The green gold bond in medicated.

Of course my Mustang seat arrived after my road trip to Austin. NOT THEIR Fault I bought it from ebay from someone in Alberta Canada.

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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 06:21 PM
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ORIGINAL: russl179

Picture this. A male biker in leathers (or, in my case a HD textile jacket) with leather boots walks into a store and buys a tube of Vagisil.
Picture instant relief. I was suffering with 175 miles to go the wifey said try this. Miracle.
 
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